The Click-Bait Headline Thread
If it was the New York Post it obviously would have been “Poop Century” - these guys aren’t even trying.
Couple Caught Having Intercourse on Disneyland Ride (A couple was engaging in some non penetrative PDA on the train)
Disney Park a Ghost Town, Guests Flee in Fear (There's a once in a century tropical storm in Southern California. Shockingly, Disneyland did not set any attendance records in the midst of it)
Hurricane Hilary Hits Disneyland, Significantly Damages Operations (Operations at Disneyland were affected. It makes me angry because the word 'damages' is here to get the clicks even though there are zero reports of any physical damage)
Security Called After Parents Allow Toddler to Urinate on Disney Ride ( > Rip Ride Rockit)
BrettV:
Couple Caught Having Intercourse on Disneyland Ride
Even if there was penetration, who puts "intercourse" in a headline?
It might make sense if you are talking about good ol' Intercourse, PA.
(What a brilliant name for what amounts to an Amish theme park.)
I came very close to giving that town a mention, actually.
There's also that famous town in Austria. And I just now, via Google, found out they decided to change the name back in 2020. Hilarious.
Vater:
BrettV:
Couple Caught Having Intercourse on Disneyland Ride
Even if there was penetration, who puts "intercourse" in a headline?
Those are the only articles I read.
I thought that this was fabricated for views but it seems that there is more truth in it than most of the others
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Nutella is pretty overrated. It was a novel thing when I first tried it and then it was just, everywhere. I would prefer regular chocolate any day.
Is there a chocolate that I can spread… who am I kidding. I use a spoon.
Universal Guests Continue to Ride Incomplete Coaster (A decorative banner on Coasterbuzz Fan Favorite Rip Ride Rockit has been removed)
Invasive Murder Hornet Attack Headed to Disney World (A species of hornets that are invasive to honey bees was spotted in Savannah, Georgia)
Disneyland Shuts Down With Guest Trapped Inside (A guest fell asleep on a bench at Disneyland and Mickey came up and tapped him to wake him up and someone in their family videoed it and it's actually pretty funny. It's nighttime, so there is a possibility that it was technically after park close)
Popular Universal Studios Attraction Closing in 2024 (Like clockwork, the water rides at Islands of Adventure will all get their yearly refurbishment one at a time shortly after the Christmas/New Year's rush)
You've gone full circle. Your first click bait headline post in the Starcruiser thread addressed winter water ride closures:
COVID Cases on the Rise, Disneyland Could Face Indefinite Closure (It probably won't, but maybe the uptick in COVID cases will cause Disneyland to close again despite no evidence whatsoever of any sort of 2020 style closures ever happening again)
Legendary Disney World Ride Shut Down Immediately, May Not Reopen (Pirates of the Caribbean had a breakdown late enough in the evening that Cast were telling guests they may not have it back open before park close)
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