Lots of new attractions at Cedar Fair parks next year...HMMMMM.
a_hoffman50
I am not going to pretend that I have read everything here, but I did want to say that I hear the , "If I were in charge..." line daily. Let me be completely clear, if you are saying this, you do not have the complete picture or any semblance of the picture. There are many sides that are often overlooked when viewed from one perspective and in this case, the perspective is a coaster enthusiast who may not understand how much operations actually cost.
RideMan
I personally have no sympathy for the plight of Michigan's Adventure.
My home park was Wyandot Lake (now Jungle Jack's Landing).
That park has not received a new coaster in 58 years.
--Dave Althoff, Jr.
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JW Addington
Michigan's Adventure season pass benefits....
https://www.miadventure.com/ticket-category/2014-Season-Passes#
Early Ride Time-New Benefit for Season Pass Holders
Early park entry has been announced for Season Pass Holders! Have you ever wanted to enjoy Shivering Timbers or Thunderhawk before park opening time? How about early entry into the water park to ride the Funnel of Fear? Michigan's Adventure season pass holders now have special early ride times! Visit our web site today for the complete schedule of early entry rides for the 2014 season. Offerings include Shivering Timbers, Thunderhawk, Scrambler, Mad Mouse, Zach's Zoomer, Funnel of Fear, Beach Party and many more! Remember-purchase your season pass online today and take advantage of our Easy Payment Plan. Just 6 monthly payments as low as $15.00 each can buy you a whole summer of fun!
Tekwardo
Early entry?! Why aren't they using the money they're blowing on staffing that to put towards a NEW RIDE?!?!?!
birdhombre
It seems we could cobble together a new Dr. Seuss book from this thread.
slithernoggin
I do not like that Cedar Fair,
I do not like it here or there.
birdhombre
The last new ride was Thunderhawk
Now we just get stupid schlock
RCMAC
A nice new flat, or beer in a tent.
And T-R's unhappy, one hundred percent.
slithernoggin
Why does Cedar Fair just not understand
making T-R happy is the way to feel grand?
birdhombre
If they have such great profit margin,
Why the high price they keep chargin'?
RCMAC
^ I was hoping, no,... praying actually, that someone here would know how to do that.
bunky666
If TR ran the park,
New rides would be bought as if on a lark!
"Look at us spinning out in the madness of a roller coaster" - Dave Matthews Band
RCMAC
And there at the campground, no, they don't wear nighties,
They play all-male twister in their tightie whities.
slithernoggin
Vater said:
Can't I please vote this up more than once? Please?
LostKause
With a heart two sizes to small, and like many gingers
many things made him grouchy, like parking mid-timbers
-Travis
www.youtube.com/TSVisits
slithernoggin
TimberRider hates Cedar Fair!
The whole company, so there!
Now, please don't ask why.
No one quite knows the reason.
bunky666
^^ "But Six Flags is far," he says with a cry
And 'tis almost the season!
So T-R frowning
Will eat the brownies
And a ticket he will reluctantly buy!
"Look at us spinning out in the madness of a roller coaster" - Dave Matthews Band
sirloindude
After perusing
Your post several times
I am quite confused
As I can't find the rhymes.
13 Boomerang, 9 SLC, and 8 B-TR clones
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