Cedar Point flyer all but confirmed?

I think giving false clues is more like a corn maze with no exit at all...

Yes, a corn maze leads somewhere.

A bunch of random clues that may or may not have solutions, none of which pertain to, nor give hints or info about, a new ride is just lazy marketing no matter how you spin it.

lazy marketing

...which we are still talking about.

Point taken.

However, we're really not talking about the ride, we're talking about the marketing effort. That's a fail.

Speaking of stupid clues, I heard from a friend in St Louis who's all crabby because of their Six Flags recent post to Facebook. Something like "what has an elbow, but can leave your side?"
Why didn't they just say "Boomerang, Toomerang, Soomerang"? Sheesh.

Raven-Phile said:

Man, I sure am pissed. I paid to go in a corn maze, and there were dead ends and false turns! That's really bogus, them messing with their paying guests like that! One of the pathways even led me back to where I started.

Disgusting.

Serves you right for not buying a fast pass...

fast pass for corn maze