Coaster Haikus

Its a saturday afternoon. Lets see how creative we can be. Here is a couple to start us off:

raging bull first drop
back seat all the way, baby
b&m airtime

inky black darkness
the raven tears us apart
thankyou for riding



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X-Flight, a great work
Vekoma has delivered
It is about time.

Sea World is great
Wild rides is very fun
I love the whole park

I hate Iron Wolf
Too much trouble to stand up
I would rather sit.

V.2. and D.V.
Two great coasters in one year
Maybe not D.V.

Haikus are thrilling
Coasters are a lot better
I love Raging Bull

Shockwave is not bad
Too many people complain
They must have earrings.

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*thinks haikus are fun*

good! i really like your first and last one. here are some more:

SFKK bad
but its not really that bad
get off your high horse

tear down that log flume
new road now under the beast
cut down trees and DIE

when you built Kumba
you had been so good to us
where have the swiss gone?



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Come on people, get your creative juices flowing!!!!

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Ken, Jake and Taylor conquered SFWoA :

5/26/1

Wow, this is so dumb.
Than why am I replying?
That is the question.

Haha, and I thought English would do nothing for me! ;)
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©Bruce's Posting Co.

mr. paper cut:
if you think this is stupid
then please don't reply


the veiw from magnum
is like the veiw from heaven
but with more airtime

hey you! ghostrider!
please come to sandusky soon
we all need you bad


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Millennium Force
is the best giga coaster
in the whole wide world!

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The Pens will win the Stanley Cup in 2002!

Flight of Fear: Ride it!
Is it better with lap bars?
(rode it beforehand)


S-man Ride of Steel
It's better in New England?
Rode it at DL


I beg you, Six Flags
Stop buying so many parks
Save money for us

Darien Lake needs
A new coaster for us please
I'm getting real bored


(the last one was a 2-parter ;) )

ravenguy, i like the one about magnum! :)

Good old Cedar Point
Screaming Woo-Hah on the rides
Now I have no voice

Spent the whole day there
Scaring random civilians
Loudly screaming "WEEE!"

Ride the coaster lots
What nice Mean Streak coaster staff
Put up with our crap

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I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat.. ohhh
LoveToRide,
Geek

weezer in the car
stay to the left for parking
The Beast, here I come.

move to germany
it seems as if they went nuts
must buy plane ticket

The Lemon Chill Guy
Please leak the info, buddy.
Or ask Miss Cleo?



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Annoyed Dave and crew
riding way too many times
I'm cornholio

Welcome back Streakers
Over the speakers I heard
And how was your ride?

Secure all items
We are not responsible
For lost wooden legs



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I did it like this, I did it like that, I didn it with a wiffle ball bat.. ohhh
LoveToRide,
Geek

This is coaster buzz
Not some crummy haiku buzz
So go get a life

This is coaster buzz
So Davis ride one coaster
You have not so far.

Whats A haiku

A form of Japanese poetry 3 lines long, where the first line is 5 syllables, the second is 7, and the third is 5 again. Good haikus try to form a setting, and a feeling in it.
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"We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say eckyeckyeckyeckypakungloopoingengzourjin." "Ni"

Here's a crack at nothing:

Detroit is really cool,
But we don't have any roller coasters
Many miles from Cedar Point

-Matt...who thinks haiku is a funny word

American Eagle is great
Trim brakes are an evil
Bring back the 80s days

Whizzer has that nostalgia
Still a must ride coaster
Especially with a significant other

Just got off Whizzer
Now want to ride the Demon
My god, I must walk further

Feeling a little hungry
Head over to Farmers Market
Oh my, decisions, decisions

V2 is now running
Make the sprint for the impulse
Cant ride do to restrictive restraints

Is it a clone you say
Why no, its the original invert
Batman: TR stills amazes the masses
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""Coaster riding is a disease and SFGAm is the cure!!!!!!!""

I enjoy women...
Coasters are almost as fun...
But no, women win.

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Matt Lynch
Co-Webmaster, Kennywood Boulevard
http://kennywood.coasterbuzz.com

Oh No this is ENGLISH CLASS!!