Coaster Haikus
You are airtime exquisite
Ejector air woooo!
Ride Raging Bull!
Red, teal, yellow, all are good
Back seat all the way!
First time attempt!!!
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Bob Hansen
A proud CoasterBuzz Member
Operation Wicked Twister - Goal: Lose 50 lbs by next season to ride it! (updates soon)
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Fall leaves and crisp air
Twister and Phoenix flying
Get ready: its Phunphest!
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Flying through the dark
I hear the trees whizzing by
Its Stark Raven Mad
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Cool days, empty queues
Ghostrider on Christmas Day.
What's an off-season?
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CLP Blue Streak:
Deep dips, Vettle trains, and a
skunk in the tunnel?
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"Mmmmm....forbidden donut!" - Homer Simpson
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Serial Thriller
It really hurts my head man
Miss Excalibur
Six Flags Astroworld
What a big waste of money
Revive the legend
Can ride it anywhere
It's nothing special to me
Nothing but a clone
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Long live Six Flags Astroworld!! Ok, you can all laugh now...
Viper's a great ride But it is just too damn short Brakes applied this soon?
Texas Cyclone's great Better without headrests now I can see the ride!
Oh Greezed' Lightnin' You are the best shuttle loop R.I.P. Schwarzkopf
Ultra Twister's bad What the hell did Togo think? More speed through heartlines
XLR-8's old First successful suspended Coaster in the world
Batman the Escape This stand-up is a big joke Need a B&M
Texas Tornado Oh when will you run again? Been SBNO
Mayan Mindbender I can't see what's going on Funny looking trains
Serpent, little ride Not much to say about you For you are too small
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Long live Six Flags Astroworld!! Ok, you can all laugh now...
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Tilt down, Up the lift
Pretzel Loop Intensity.
THE Ultimate Flight.
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My two favorite coasters are both named Superman.
Nitro, Gemini, Laser, Ice, Thunder...The American Gladiators!
Mamoosh said:
Fall leaves and crisp air
Twister and Phoenix flying
Get ready: its Phunphest!
Moosh, you SoB
enjoy phunphest without me
phantastic riding....
a haiku about a haiku....it's a meta-haiku!....just kidding, except the last two lines....
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Jealous, Gator? Why?
Phunfest happens every year
You'll go again, friend!
Moosh - writing a haiku about a haiku about a haiku about Phunfest
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"Mmmmm....forbidden donut!" - Homer Simpson
For anyone that cares, a complete list of my recent CoasterBuzz Forums HaiKus:
Ron Toomer Arrow
can't teach the old dog new tricks
chapter eleven
Grease smell in the air
train speeding while wood track creaks
Oh Classic Woodie
Nasty carnie guy
running ride with freak show friend
kid falls out goes boom
Southern yellow pine
growing in Washington's woods
thrill riders anxious
Schwarzkopf track survives
"Neanderthal" is the fittest
Intamin's rails rule
Mamba is smoking
Surgeon General warned her
cancer is coming
Top Spin in a box
themeing doesn't change the ride
go do something else
Ride Operator
lazy teenage nincompoop
trains are stacking now
Four arms on top spin
flipping ride makes me vomit
Vishnu would be proud
Coaster, my new love
Classic trains, wicked design.
Move over Cornball!
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"The perfect machine, you seemed to be, when I built you up in my mind..." - Reverend Jon Autry
Yes, it's true gator.
Carl Phare was a genius.
Please don't "TAER IT DOWN!"
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"The perfect machine, you seemed to be, when I built you up in my mind..." - Reverend Jon Autry
These buzzers may never know
This thread is closing...
Where did my thread go?
I read the whole TOS...
What is your Top Ten?
Oh no, TOS
This thread will be closing soon.
This thread is closed - Jeff
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Do the Moo Shoo!
You get no new rides.
"Six Flags is neglecting us."
I give you Shockwave!
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"The perfect machine, you seemed to be, when I built you up in my mind..." - Reverend Jon Autry
chris posts from his work
as does 'Gator and Moosh, too
its called daydreaming.
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"Mmmmm....forbidden donut!" - Homer Simpson
Zeus and Cyclops rock,
But five bucks to take two laps?
Big Chief wants too much.
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Revised projection for 2002: 36 parks & 142 coasters. 29 & 116 through 9/3.
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