Coaster Haikus
The Legend rocks hard
Best woodie in the daytime
Beast at night is better
No Limits is great
Awesome ride simulator
Can't make cobra roll
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You will get the hang of it
Happy coastering
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Werner Stengel: Ich sprich, denke und traüme Achterbahn!
They are counting syllables
Killing all our fun
Inspired by haiku
I think I'll write a poem
But I can't count
*** This post was edited by Alan T. on 9/11/2002. ***
This is really addicting
How much can i make?
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Werner Stengel: Ich sprich, denke und traüme Achterbahn!
CP's new coaster ,
400ft. in the air,
And codenamed Dragster
What could it be now,
Intamin Rocket Coaster,
Or am I just crap.
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LeWiS
bill is a strange lad
the compositions are bad
the rhyming is sad
*** This post was edited by rollergator on 9/12/2002. ***
Raging Bull- first ride,
I said sig at lift hill's top,
Glad to make it through!
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Millennium Force:
Before: Very nervous in line
After: What a ride!
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The next haiku is about what sometimes occurs to me when I'm waiting in the station of a coaster, especially one that I'm a bit (or more than a bit) nervous about riding; namely, watching a train enter the station, knowing that when that train exits the station, I will be on it!
Standing in the station
The arriving train's mine; this
Might be a mistake!
If I come up with more, I'll post them!
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"What am I doing?" "OoohwhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Formerly Glidein
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Buzzing here at work \ I await the end of day \ Dreaming of "The Drop"
Ghostrider again \ I no longer count the laps \ Push down, pull up, leave.
Shivering Timbers \ Out and back beyond compare \ Church to Airtime Whores
X will mark the spot \ Where ride's dreams may live or die \ Will Arrow live on?
One train on the track / Two slow ride ops work the ride / It must be Six Flags.
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"Mmmmm....forbidden donut!" - Homer Simpson
Was that a bad joke?
Does "bad taste" have new meaning?
It must be Mamoosh!
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"The perfect machine, you seemed to be, when I built you up in my mind..." - Reverend Jon Autry
Don't forget, chris....me and my goons will be at PPP! I'll get you for that one ;-)
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"Mmmmm....forbidden donut!" - Homer Simpson
Going to Cali.
I hope you have better luck.
You'll love X, gator!
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Bad taste is good, friend.
No haiku comebacks today?
Shaking in my boots.
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"The perfect machine, you seemed to be, when I built you up in my mind..." - Reverend Jon Autry
*** This post was edited by chris on 9/13/2002. ***
Cedar Point is "FUN"
But where has all trees gone to?
Must wear S.P.F.
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X is UP and it's RUNNING
*** This post was edited by Coaster Bob on 9/13/2002. ***
*** This post was edited by Coaster Bob on 9/13/2002. ***
Six Flags neglects us,
We never get a new ride!
Why don't you just move?
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'Let's fly close to the sun. Let's do it just 'cause it's fun.' - The Wedding Present '2,3, Go'
All Astroworld gets
is old hand-me-down coasters.
New next year: Shockwave!
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Moosh
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"Mmmmm....forbidden donut!" - Homer Simpson
Watch what you say, 'moosh.
Some people can't take a joke.
They should lighten up.
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A four hour line.
Can it live up to the hype?
Gator tell us soon.
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'Let's fly close to the sun. Let's do it just 'cause it's fun.' - The Wedding Present '2,3, Go'
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Long live Six Flags Astroworld!! Ok, you can all laugh now...
Bring it on, Phantom!
I challenge you in eight days.
Exact your Revenge.
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'If there's been a way to build it, there'll be a way to destroy it. Things are not all that out of control.' - Stereolab 'Crest'
*** This post was edited by chris on 9/26/2002. ***
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