Coaster Haikus

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Chitown said:
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Whizzer has that nostalgia
Still a must ride coaster
Especially with a significant other

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""Coaster riding is a disease and SFGAm is the cure!!!!!!!"""

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That's a really good one! ;) Here's another:


Hershey Park so nice
gimme Comet anyday
so underrated


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WARNING: THIS POST MAY ACTUALLY INCLUDE SARCASM AND OR HUMOR. PLEASE CONSIDER BEFORE RESPONDING.

Ravenguy, I think you've had your share of poems for now!;)


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What the mo K!?!

Riding is the best
when there are no people there
whole train to yourself

Screams of excitement
echo from the biggest hill
hope you don't fall out

fingers in the nose
making the retarded face
a funny picture

ride ride ride ride ride
ride ride ride ride ride some more
ride ride ride ride ride
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The only thing I'm good at... Coaster Riding
Geek *** This post was edited by CoasterGeek6 on 6/3/2001. ***

The Big Chief is calling.
No. I'm not wasting time on go-karts!
Wisconsin Dells is a tourist trap. Must leave as soon as coasters are ridden!

Bruce.
Apollos Chariot rocks.
Does it not? ;)

Whizzer
Whizzer
Whizzer

Whizzer, stand up before the station
Oops! We are not in the station!
SIT DOWN! SIT DOWN!
(based on a story from a friend, who stood up when he thought the ride was over, but was not.)

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Next up: Stupid human tricks! Followed by: Stupid pet tricks!
Why can that never happen?

SFMM vs. CP threads
SFMM is better, no CP is better
Who really cares

S:TE, is it a coaster?
It is a coaster, no its not a coaster
Who really cares

Coasterbuzz and its moderators
You guys are unfair
Please read the FAQ

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""Coaster riding is a disease and SFGAm is the cure!!!!!!!""

...Bravo! That's probably the most clever post I've seen in this thread.

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Matt Lynch
Co-Webmaster, Kennywood Boulevard
http://kennywood.coasterbuzz.com

Why thankyou kind sir!!!!!

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""Coaster riding is a disease and SFGAm is the cure!!!!!!!""

Of course two mods will agree! Let a commoner back you up. I agree with you Chitown!

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Next up: Stupid human tricks! Followed by: Stupid pet tricks!
Why can that never happen?

Millenium Force
Magnum XL-200
are over-rated

Raging Bull just rocks
Viper is just as awesome
Six Flags just kicks a**

I wonder when will
Folks here try to stop saying
Their's is the best thrill

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Mother, did it need to be so high?

Memphis needs coasters
so far from cedar point and
libertyland sucks!

Millennium Force
I'm Falling at a fast speed
It is quite a rush !


S. F. W. O. A.
Build Some More Roller Coasters
Your a superb park

Millennium Force
And Magnum, Raptor, Mantis,
Are Underated!!!!
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What the mo K!?!

Are you serious?
Magnum is underrated?
Not in my book, friend... ;)

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Matt Lynch
Co-Webmaster, Kennywood Boulevard
http://kennywood.coasterbuzz.com

Magnum and Millie
Overrated, waste of time
So stay out of line! ;)

And Mine rhymes

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Joe
Lifetime Force Count-57
*** This post was edited by Joe E. on 6/7/2001. ***

this thread is quite old

but i found it quite fun

lets make some more, g

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Kicking screamin' Gucci little siggy.

Season is over.
Off Season is upon us
I can't wait for May

S.F.G.A.M.
I sure will be returning
To operate rides :)

DV and V.2.
You both have opened this year
But not together :(

Six Flags management,
Tidal Wave and Sky Whirl
Please keep the Whizzer :(

S.F.G.A.M
My beautiful home theme park
I love you so much

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Tidal Wave... Sky Whirl... what's next... Whizzer?

November to March

Snowdrifts cover sleeping rides

Stupid offseason...

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The Luv Monkey has spoken...
Track Record: 29 and counting...
"I've had my memories, good and bad...I just have to learn and grow or some sh*t like that..."

Poor Six Flags Elitch Gardens

Will we get a decent coaster soon?

At least a flat ride?

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"If somebody throws a rock and knocks a man off his donkey, do we say that he's stoned off his ass?

shivering timbers
mile of wood, airtime galore
seatbelts required!

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"you're better off talkin bout your wack puma sneakers." -KRS ONE