Coaster Haikus
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Awful Waffle, Awful Waffle...
GoldRusheROCKS said:
Can anyone make on up of SFMM for me? NOT dissing it.
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Awful Waffle, Awful Waffle...
Oh, Magic Mountain
When will I ever see you?
And Ghostrider too?
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Kicking screamin' Gucci little siggy.
the sleekness of steel
the rippling thunder of wood
how do I decide...
Gravity rider
how you love to ride the rails
faster, higher, AIR!
*** This post was edited by rollergator on 8/31/2002. ***
Maggie, My baby
Airtime craziness
Get to the Point
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All I need is 4.5 million bucks and a half a mile long sliver of land and maybe someone could build me my very own Shivering Timbers. ;)
Good Old Hersheypark
I love the Comet, it's great
but it stacks too much
Cedar Point is great
Kennywood and Six Flags too
Why can't I live there?
O T H Rs suck
They give me lousy headaches
Why not have lap bars?
South California
Many Great Rollercoasters
When will I ride X?
CCI is dead
But who will replace them now?
GCI I hope
Some hate Vekoma
But I don't, they make good rides
Who could hate flying?
I love the cyclone
Coney doesn't get its due
But 6 bucks a ride?
Tell me what you think
Do my haikus rule or stink?
I can make better
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105 coasters, and the Cyclone still tops 'em all.
*** This post was edited by CycloneWacko on 8/31/2002. ***
*** This post was edited by CycloneWacko on 8/31/2002. ***
Dear SFMM
Stop ruining you coasters
And tear down Pyclone
Riding X today
Oh my god that was insane!
Lets do it again!
KBF can boast
That the ghost with the most, Is
Worthy of a toast
DCA, good idea?
That intamin was quite fun....
What were you thinking?!
My first Florida trip
IOA and BGT
You guys have it good
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"Adventure, Excitement. A Jedi Craves Not These Things."
I think you're all just jealous
Its not at your park!
Xcelerator
Why'd the ride-op crush my nads?
I'll never have kids!
Man I hate Psyclone
Why's it not like Ghostrider?
Put a match to it!
Ode to SFMM customer service:
Customer service?!
What? We don't need no stinkin'
Customer Service!
Fumo la buena
Antes de irme en las
Montana Rusas
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Coasters and Chronic
What a Combo!*** This post was edited by DJVICDOGG on 9/1/2002. ***
*** This post was edited by DJVICDOGG on 9/1/2002. ***
Six Flags seems not to care much
my dime goes elsewhere
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www.coasterimage.com
Dorney Park visits in 2002: 16
PNE must move?
Tearing down the great 'Coaster?'
Die, Canada, Die!
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I like these Haiku's
My band, Ethyl, is king...
Do you believe me?
it's acctually a good ride
though it's an Arrow.
Yeah dude! B and M!
Oh wait, what a bummer dude,
It's the Iron Wolf.
B and M kicks ass!
Arrow's just way too bumpy.
How about a merge?
That last last idea stunk.
That merge would lose so much cash.
So forget the thought.
Huss, Chance, KMG,
Intamin, and B and M,
Arrow Dynamics
Horsecollars, lap bars,
Buzz Bars, and OSTRs
positioned lap bars
Woodie or steelie?
Which one is the better one?
It's your decision.
*** This post was edited by swimmerkev on 9/2/2002. ***
Ghostrider is great!
I like to ride it nonstop.
Until I blow chunks...
So I'm NOT a poet.....still love the ride.
;)
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"If the beats were made of meat then they would have to be me ..." - L.L. Cool J
Hello Ravenguy!
Where did you go for so long?
It's been forever!
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It's now college football season. The only thing that makes coasters take a back seat. This also means Rollergator is the enemy again... for 4 months.
Yes, Brian...nice to see you around here as well.
BTW, people....if you can't take the time to write an actual Haiku (5, 7, 5 syllables), then just read the ones that are here. Most of you seem to have no clue, and I mean that as lovingly as a jerk like me can!;)
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www.tripowered.com
Raptor is fun, but
If you wait around you'll see
What some riders ate.
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Thanks for SAVING THE WHIZZER!! it couldn't happen to a better ride...
DV Stalls Again
Twenty feet above the queue
Poor guys, stuck up there
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I love Deja Valley. And Stunt Stall too!
Indiana Beach
Home of the Cornball Express
Oh, how I miss thee.
So much to do there
Haunted Castle so fun
Hide behind doors. BOO!
Amazing view here
on the Ferris Wheel so high
Quick, get the camera.
Fascination
It lives at IB for sure.
Cute girl is too young.
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"I own you!"
"SUCKA!!!!!!!"
-quotes I have been known to exclaim on coasters.
Hang below the track
But my head hurts so badly
Oh, it's Vekoma
Coaster looks awesome
Trim brakes slow, almost dead stop
Must be Paramount
Line extends long way
Only one train running today?
You know where I am
Mean Streak at sunset
What is that dark cloud ahead?
Muffleheads await!
Way too much steel!
I see wooden track ahead
Nirvana at last
Too dark to see ahead
Seat falls out from under me
Raven in the night
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