Coaster Haikus

The Legend rocks hard
Best woodie in the daytime
Beast at night is better

No Limits is great
Awesome ride simulator
Can't make cobra roll

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Werner Stengel: Ich sprich, denke und traüme Achterbahn!

Inspired by haiku
I think I'll write a poem
But I can't count

*** This post was edited by Alan T. on 9/11/2002. ***

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Werner Stengel: Ich sprich, denke und traüme Achterbahn!

CP's new coaster ,

400ft. in the air,

And codenamed Dragster

What could it be now,

Intamin Rocket Coaster,

Or am I just crap.

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LeWiS

bill is a strange lad

the compositions are bad

the rhyming is sad

*** This post was edited by rollergator on 9/12/2002. ***

Raging Bull- first ride,

I said sig at lift hill's top,

Glad to make it through!

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Millennium Force:

Before: Very nervous in line

After: What a ride!

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The next haiku is about what sometimes occurs to me when I'm waiting in the station of a coaster, especially one that I'm a bit (or more than a bit) nervous about riding; namely, watching a train enter the station, knowing that when that train exits the station, I will be on it!

Standing in the station

The arriving train's mine; this

Might be a mistake!

If I come up with more, I'll post them!

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"What am I doing?" "OoohwhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Formerly Glidein

*** This post was edited by Hypercoaster Rider on 9/12/2002. ***

Buzzing here at work \ I await the end of day \ Dreaming of "The Drop"

Ghostrider again \ I no longer count the laps \ Push down, pull up, leave.

Shivering Timbers \ Out and back beyond compare \ Church to Airtime Whores

X will mark the spot \ Where ride's dreams may live or die \ Will Arrow live on?

One train on the track / Two slow ride ops work the ride / It must be Six Flags.

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"Mmmmm....forbidden donut!" - Homer Simpson

Was that a bad joke?

Does "bad taste" have new meaning?

It must be Mamoosh!

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"The perfect machine, you seemed to be, when I built you up in my mind..." - Reverend Jon Autry

Don't forget, chris....me and my goons will be at PPP! I'll get you for that one ;-)

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"Mmmmm....forbidden donut!" - Homer Simpson

the joke's in bad "taste"

but the donut's delicious

so I thought I'd "bite"...

Going to Cali.

I hope you have better luck.

You'll love X, gator!

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Bad taste is good, friend.

No haiku comebacks today?

Shaking in my boots.

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"The perfect machine, you seemed to be, when I built you up in my mind..." - Reverend Jon Autry

*** This post was edited by chris on 9/13/2002. ***

Cedar Point is "FUN"

But where has all trees gone to?

Must wear S.P.F.

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X is UP and it's RUNNING

*** This post was edited by Coaster Bob on 9/13/2002. ***

*** This post was edited by Coaster Bob on 9/13/2002. ***

Six Flags neglects us,

We never get a new ride!

Why don't you just move?

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'Let's fly close to the sun. Let's do it just 'cause it's fun.' - The Wedding Present '2,3, Go'

All Astroworld gets

is old hand-me-down coasters.

New next year: Shockwave!

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Moosh

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"Mmmmm....forbidden donut!" - Homer Simpson

Watch what you say, 'moosh.

Some people can't take a joke.

They should lighten up.

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A four hour line.

Can it live up to the hype?

Gator tell us soon.

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'Let's fly close to the sun. Let's do it just 'cause it's fun.' - The Wedding Present '2,3, Go'

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Long live Six Flags Astroworld!! Ok, you can all laugh now...

Bring it on, Phantom!

I challenge you in eight days.

Exact your Revenge.

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'If there's been a way to build it, there'll be a way to destroy it. Things are not all that out of control.' - Stereolab 'Crest'

*** This post was edited by chris on 9/26/2002. ***

Brakes on the first drop

And seatbelts on the Tea Cups?

Must be Cedar Fair!

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'If there's been a way to build it, there'll be a way to destroy it. Things are not all that out of control.' - Stereolab 'Crest'