Coaster Haikus

Standing on Mantis
Discomfort around my crotch
Pain in both my legs

Ride Raging Bull!
Red, teal, yellow, all are good
Back seat all the way!

First time attempt!!!

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Bob Hansen

A proud CoasterBuzz Member

Operation Wicked Twister - Goal: Lose 50 lbs by next season to ride it! (updates soon)

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Riding the "Mean Streak"
An Eternal Optimist
I hope for air-time

Fall leaves and crisp air

Twister and Phoenix flying

Get ready: its Phunphest!

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Flying through the dark

I hear the trees whizzing by

Its Stark Raven Mad

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Cool days, empty queues

Ghostrider on Christmas Day.

What's an off-season?

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CLP Blue Streak:

Deep dips, Vettle trains, and a

skunk in the tunnel?

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"Mmmmm....forbidden donut!" - Homer Simpson

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Serial Thriller

It really hurts my head man

Miss Excalibur

Six Flags Astroworld

What a big waste of money

Revive the legend

Can ride it anywhere

It's nothing special to me

Nothing but a clone

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Long live Six Flags Astroworld!! Ok, you can all laugh now...

Viper's a great ride But it is just too damn short Brakes applied this soon?

Texas Cyclone's great Better without headrests now I can see the ride!

Oh Greezed' Lightnin' You are the best shuttle loop R.I.P. Schwarzkopf

Ultra Twister's bad What the hell did Togo think? More speed through heartlines

XLR-8's old First successful suspended Coaster in the world

Batman the Escape This stand-up is a big joke Need a B&M

Texas Tornado Oh when will you run again? Been SBNO

Mayan Mindbender I can't see what's going on Funny looking trains

Serpent, little ride Not much to say about you For you are too small

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Long live Six Flags Astroworld!! Ok, you can all laugh now...

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Tilt down, Up the lift
Pretzel Loop Intensity.
THE Ultimate Flight.

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My two favorite coasters are both named Superman.
Nitro, Gemini, Laser, Ice, Thunder...The American Gladiators!

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Mamoosh said:

Fall leaves and crisp air

Twister and Phoenix flying

Get ready: its Phunphest!

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Moosh, you SoB

enjoy phunphest without me

phantastic riding....

a haiku about a haiku....it's a meta-haiku!....just kidding, except the last two lines....

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Jealous, Gator? Why?

Phunfest happens every year

You'll go again, friend!

Moosh - writing a haiku about a haiku about a haiku about Phunfest

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"Mmmmm....forbidden donut!" - Homer Simpson

For anyone that cares, a complete list of my recent CoasterBuzz Forums HaiKus:

Ron Toomer Arrow
can't teach the old dog new tricks
chapter eleven

Grease smell in the air
train speeding while wood track creaks
Oh Classic Woodie

Nasty carnie guy
running ride with freak show friend
kid falls out goes boom

Southern yellow pine
growing in Washington's woods
thrill riders anxious

Schwarzkopf track survives
"Neanderthal" is the fittest
Intamin's rails rule

Mamba is smoking
Surgeon General warned her
cancer is coming

Top Spin in a box
themeing doesn't change the ride
go do something else

Ride Operator
lazy teenage nincompoop
trains are stacking now

Four arms on top spin
flipping ride makes me vomit
Vishnu would be proud

Coaster, my new love

Classic trains, wicked design.

Move over Cornball!

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"The perfect machine, you seemed to be, when I built you up in my mind..." - Reverend Jon Autry

Move over Cornball?

that is quite a statement chris...

Coaster must be GREAT!

Yes, it's true gator.

Carl Phare was a genius.

Please don't "TAER IT DOWN!"

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"The perfect machine, you seemed to be, when I built you up in my mind..." - Reverend Jon Autry

Where did my thread go?
I read the whole TOS...
What is your Top Ten?

Oh no, TOS
This thread will be closing soon.
This thread is closed - Jeff

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Do the Moo Shoo!

You get no new rides.

"Six Flags is neglecting us."

I give you Shockwave!

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"The perfect machine, you seemed to be, when I built you up in my mind..." - Reverend Jon Autry

chris posts from his work

as does 'Gator and Moosh, too

its called daydreaming.

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"Mmmmm....forbidden donut!" - Homer Simpson

Zeus and Cyclops rock,

But five bucks to take two laps?

Big Chief wants too much.

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Revised projection for 2002: 36 parks & 142 coasters. 29 & 116 through 9/3.
http://hometown.aol.com/boyydz/airtimehome.html

Daydreaming is good.

Posting rather than postal.

The lawyers here suck.

(for chris):

Lawyers destroy wood

and give us OTSRs

they really do suck...