Canceling trip to HW this world summer

The gays would win, of course. All they would have to do is kiss the homophobics. The homophobics would either run away screaming, or "choose" to be gay.

I knew it! You're trying to recruit! You do have an agenda!

(Do I really need a winky here?)

Of course gays are recruiting. Now that DADT has been repealed and gay marriage is legal, the world needs more fabulousness.

The next step is s mandatory draft.

Regulus said:

Pardon me for logging on one more time but I just had to put my final two cents worth. Today I booked my flight to Indiana, the name I'm giving it is the longest name name ever given to a trip. I'm calling it "The Bible-Thumping Bigoted Homophobic Politically Incorrect Indiana Thrill Tour"

The Left is calling us Christians "Bigots and Homophobic" in their VAIN attempt to shame us. Guess What? I'M WEARING THAT NAME LIKE A BADGE! Today is Good Friday, where Christians observe the death of Jesus Christ, who died for ALL the World to pay the price for our sins. That's me (Yes, I'm a Sinner like all of you). One day after I'm raptured or are called home to be with the lord I will stand before Jesus at the bemus seat of Judgement(This is where all Christians will face the lord in judgement), and I will be judged for all the things I did. and when it's over I will be crying like a baby. Then God himself will wipe the tears from my eyes and I will enter the gates of Heaven. ...........

.........Goodbye. (For all of you who reject God) But, for those who have taken up their crosses and have deposited them at the foot of the Cross of Jesus, I know I'll see you later. God Bless all of You.

Hmmm, the Pharisee runs strong in this one.

Jeff said:

I knew it! You're trying to recruit! You do have an agenda!

Damn! He's onto us! I'll never make my recruit quota now....

I don't know if anyone recalls the Ellen sitcom. The true gay agenda is recruiting gays. Hurray you recruited 1o gays this month, here is your free four slice toaster! Just sign here, and it's yours!

If it was Oprah, it would be everyone who recruited this month gets a free Plazma TV. And you get a TV, and you get a TV...You go girls!!

If anyone is recruiting, it's the Christian movement, who have been sending their masses all over the world to spread the good word, usually to countries who do not want them there. Then they come back here, and the various religions fight with each other over which group is going to hell.

Also Christians have been using violence in their hatred. When have you ever heard of a gay person beating up a christian, our trying to protest a soldiers funeral for something they have no business getting involved in.

All gay people want is the right to love, and be treated like everyone else. We don't spread hate, and we don't go around bashing people. We have both been around since the beginning of time, which group do you think has been worse then the other. How many wars and mass killings have the gays been involved in.. I'll tell you...none.

I'm not so sure. I know a lesbian who's keyed several of her ex's cars...

Here in Ohio we get toaster ovens. I've got box after box in the basement.

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Can you bring me up to speed? I had to park mid-Ellen and only just got here.

It helps to be able to laugh at yourself. If I could, I would help Oprah or Ellen, by standing on the corner with a big sign...that reads. Be gay for a day, and get a free plasma TV!! courtesy of Oprah. Of course we have to send everyone to a place to be scored on style and grace, to get their TV. So, there would be a catch, and other stuff in the fine print. :} (including signature.)

I think people would find a plasma tv (now) a better prize then eternal salvation after you're dead. I actually believe that death is heaven. heaven is described as a place where you will live in peace, and everyone will have their own castle. And, death is forever, once you are gone. Your worries and fears are gone. As for the castle, it could be a place where your remains are left behind could be your castle. But, that's just my own thoughts.

Please do not make fun of them, or turn it into an argument.

LostKause said:

The gays would win, of course. All they would have to do is kiss the homophobics. The homophobics would either run away screaming, or "choose" to be gay.

I want to change this. The anti-gay crowd seem so uncomfortable in their own sexuality that even offering them a hug, or even a simple handshake, would make them retreat. The entire message Jesus gave us in the Bible was to love your fellow man. Anti-gay people would think of a simple handshake or hug as a sexual advance. A kiss would not be necessary.

I would also argue that the people claiming that homosexuality is a choice believe that they are bisexual.