Bible Park USA

I have always thought about making an IOA type park each land being a different religion.

That would be interesting, but I can see the protests already, with fundamentalists from each religion demanding that the "false" areas be removed (or protesting the blasphemy of the area for their own religion, bepending on specific beliefs.)

I'd love to be on the committee picking which belief systems to represent, though. Do you pick only current beliefs, or are dead religions (Norse, Greek, etc.) fair game? How large a religion does it have to be? (For instance I'd love to include a themed area for "cargo cults" ;) )

Oh NOW we're talking...

- Daily re-enactments of the Crusades!

- You could theme Jehovah's Witness Land with eleventy hundred thousand doors!

- PaganLand would celebrate most of the major Christian holidays, but get straight to the true, drunken, decadent point!

- Hall of the Hypocrites would feature animatronic crocodile tears of the greatest busted religious leaders of history.

$7.00 for a big cuppa Kool-Aid?
Whaddaya MEAN I won't miss the cash after I drink it?

-CO

Better yet, make people stand in line for Kool-Aid but only allow them one sip from the same cup. It would be adjacent to the line for the little circular pieces of paper-thin-but-rock-hard bread.

The Holy Roller Coaster!

Restraints? A true believer has no need for restraints. ;)

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I have always thought about making an IOA type park each land being a different religion.

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Now that's a park I would go to.

You will incorporate 75 virgins in there somewhere, right?

Maybe they could buy GL's Mind Eraser and rename it: Wrath of God!

They could have a topple tower and call it Tower of Babylon.

The possibilities are endless. Crashing water rides ala Moses, The Red Sea Adventure!

I'd go...

Mayor Quimby could be at the park's opening:

"It is with great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena or attraction."

Ray P. (who is intrigued by the possibilities for the "dark, indoor roller coaster for teens")

Jesus is my ride op!

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OhioStater said:

Now that's a park I would go to.

You will incorporate 75 virgins in there somewhere, right?

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Sure, but yours will all be male. :)

Imagine the park food....

Loaves and Fishes cafe is having a special on Mana (with Honey dipping sauce).

Games could be fun too...

"Stone the Adultress" , "John the Baptist Dunk Tank" and a twist on Whack-a-Mole where the players each put on a parochial school nun habit and slap small animatronic studends with yard sticks.

Intereting thoughts for rides...

Racing coaster called "Sodom and Gamorah" of course (for obvious reasons) the sodom side runs backward.

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^ And Welch's Grape Juice Stands!

HaHa! :) For some reason I can't get the Laughing smiley. *** Edited 4/17/2007 6:23:12 PM UTC by TonyBlackjack***

If it's Holy Land, then in Heaven, the stretts are paved with gold. Would that be the case in this park?

I could just see the Cathloic are of the park: everything would need to be blessed by the Pope. Either that or have Kevin Smith's "Dogma" playing all day.

Other ideas:

- The Izekel Wheel (Ferris Wheel)

- David and The-name-we-can't-use-because-of-threatened-law-suit-from-Six-Flags bumper cars.

- Mur Imporium (souvineers)

- Lost Sheep mirror maze

- security will all be dressed as Roman Centurions

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"Stone the Adultress"

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I am currently giving an exam at the university I teach at (take a wild guess), and just laughed out loud and spit the water I was drinking out of my mouth.

Thank you.

The real question is: Would the water turn to wine?
Would the King of kings endorse the King of Beers? (oh whatta photoshop contest that could make.)

Mission:Hale-Bopp will open in Heaven's Gate Land without any bad reviews. Actually? There won't have any reviews whatsoever.

But at least folks will quit (bleep)ing about Disney's Mission:Space body count...

-CO

What about a carousel where you can ride the Lamb of God?