PA has no panhandles. On the contrary, most people traveling through the state say "How the hell long is this frickin' state anyway?" The closest thing we have is that "bumpout" along Lake Erie.
And as for people with necks of a scarlet hue, yeah, we have plenty of those too. You just have a higher per capita rate of appliances on the front porch than we do.
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