Bikinis, Babes, and Beautiful Bodies-3 days at the Kalahari-An Overpriced Oasis

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Good rule when you consider girls four years younger than Kyle are, well, fresh outta grade school.

Regarding older women--c'mon Kyle, fess up. You know you think about Mrs. So and So your fill-in-the-subject-here teacher.

Do I lie?

-'Playa *** Edited 7/14/2004 2:21:05 PM UTC by CoastaPlaya***

NOTE: Severe fecal impaction may render the above words highly debatable.

I had to laugh at Kyle's "made me feel like a kid again" sentence. My gosh, he still IS a kid.

I can say without a doubt there are youngsters out there (college age) who look at older women.

If I follow the rule of not looking at anyone younger than your kids, the cutoff would be 18. But that means I'd be looking at kids 32 years younger than me.

Of course, at my age, I'm at the "dirty old lady" stage, so I can look at anyone I want to. I do it just to gross them out. ;)

I'd rather die living than live like I'm dead

By my rule, you'd be out of commission five years ago and...why are you looking at me like that? Stop staring. I mean that. Cut it out!

-'Playa

NOTE: Severe fecal impaction may render the above words highly debatable.

Alright, so there is a few teachers....don't worry they are student teachers, but as of right now I date girls my own age, I'm not low enough to pimp the 5th graders ;)

Kyle Says: Diamondback was a lot of fun! Made his first time at Kings Island worth it all!

Not your English teacher...unless there's a lot of punishment involved. ;)

LOL. The sick thing about that whole comment is that my english teacher is a guy.

No offense to gay people or w/e, thats just not my thing!

Kyle Says: Diamondback was a lot of fun! Made his first time at Kings Island worth it all!

*stares at 'playa and winks*

And what do you mean out of commission at 45?!? Didn't you know women don't reach their peak until 40-45?

I'd rather die living than live like I'm dead

And here I thought it was *35*. No wonder the 40 year olds come after me...

--Greg
"You seem healthy. So much for voodoo."

Can mods get a *point*? ;)

Gator...your posts never have a point... ;)

Touche, George....:)

Kyle Fobe said:
I thought the whole ride was short and boring, hardly any air...

... but HH had life threatening air?

Hell yeah! HH was on fire that day!

Kyle Says: Diamondback was a lot of fun! Made his first time at Kings Island worth it all!

Y'all made ARN&R's breaking news... :)

"Want to be upside down, maybe thrown from side to side" - The New Pornographers, The Fake Headlines

Now I have something to live for, besides the ogling of underage girls of course! ;)

I'm a celebrity! Yay!

Kyle Says: Diamondback was a lot of fun! Made his first time at Kings Island worth it all!

TeknoScorpion said:
......If your over 18 and they're ove 18 it just depends on maturity level. I know most of the 18 year old girls I know are way to immature for me.
Um, coaster geek and mature don't really go hand in hand, if you know what I mean. :-)

Kyle: You aren't an ARN&R celebrity until Barry White sings to you on their dime.

Admittedly, that might be a little difficult to pull off these days....

-'Playa

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Who's Barry White?

Kyle Says: Diamondback was a lot of fun! Made his first time at Kings Island worth it all!

???? Who's Barry White!!??? Boy, you are young!

He's only the greatest "hooking up" vocalist of all time!

Maybe you remeber this:

The deep voiced guy on the Arby commercials a couple of years ago. Before he died. *** Edited 7/16/2004 2:15:52 PM UTC by tambo***

Naw I hate Arby's, I do remember Dave Thomas from the Wendy's commercials though.

Kyle Says: Diamondback was a lot of fun! Made his first time at Kings Island worth it all!

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