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Isn't that.....OBVIOUS?

Oh, I get it now! ;)

I haven't heard about Cap'n Obvious for awhile, not since juscuzisaidso hasn't been around.

Now back to the topic at hand--old guys ogling younguns.

Once you're over 21, only 18-19 counts anyway. Seriously.

Within that very narrow context, I say the absolute mathematical cutoff depends on your kid's ages. Once they become teens, that's just plain nasty.

So if you had kids young--say at age 20, for instance--your absolute cutoff age is 33. If you had em at 25, it's 38...and so on and so forth.

Of course, none of this matters if you aren't attractive enough to pull it off...and the majority aren't by 30. An even more daunting task is finding a youngun that you wouldn't want to run screaming from within 30 seconds.

Long story short--I have no clue where I'm going with this.

-'Playa

....and he's one that literally screams for a smackdown from the Cap'n (JCISS, that is)....;)

Nice TR Kyle, I'll get my first trip to Wis-cow-sin next year.....woulda been this year, but THEN I heard about all the new goodies moving in and decided to postpone...where's that thread about "Announced for '05" again? ;)
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Yeah, I'm going back next year too, but I didn't hear about anything moving in except Hades, which by the way goes under Big Chief's parking lot via tunnel.

Wow...I've got a bunch of years left with 'Playa's cutoff age...Katie's only 20 months old now...that gives me until the end of October 2015 to ogle (age 46)

Nah...I don't think I'll use his limit calculation...

Well I guess by Playa' and Jeff's estiamte, I've got a ways to go! Helps that I still look 16 ...

You only give Cyclops a 5/10?? I gave it a 9/10. That drop gives awesome airtime! Was it busy at M.O.? How much does it cost to get into TF? Avalanche looks fun!

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Kyle Fobe said:
Oh, I get it now!

I haven't heard about Cap'n Obvious for awhile, not since juscuzisaidso hasn't been around.

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He was here a day or two ago. His threads have a way of disappearing. Anyway, nice TR this time.

Another cutoff by the way is when you become a high school teacher. Regardless of your age, at that point high school girls become totally unattractive.

I have not written my Mount Olympus trip report yet but add me to the list of people who were extremely underwhelmed by Cyclops, especially "that drop." I didn't find the airtime on it any more extreme than the infamous drops on Ghostrider and Raven or heck even Legend's Double-Up.

mOOSH

I'm 22 right now, my cut-off hasn't been reached yet either. To many of the girls at work, I look like I'm 16-18 years old, so some of them ogle at me...I had a 15 year old ask me out a few days ago...that was weird!

That's only a topic when you're 36, Bub. Don't ask.

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CoastaPlaya said:
That's only a topic when you're 36, Bub. Don't ask.

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Just turned 36 today, so I'll ask ;)

I really cannot believe all the people bashing the great 'clops drop. I was on there earlier this year and was very convinced that I was coming out of the car on my back seat rides I made. In fact, I was putting my arms down and hanging on for dear life a few times. I don't remember any air on Ghostrider or Legend that even comes NEAR the air on the 'clops drop. Then again, as Playa so eloquently pointed out on my SFGAm trip report, maybe there's just more air because I'm lighter now ;)

Ghostrider 'drop' - oh.
Legend 'drop' - okay
'Clops drop - WHOA

and there you have it.
The Ultimate Judges of All Things Coaster have spoken!

Now run along. Nothing to see here.

-'Playa *** Edited 7/13/2004 6:24:39 PM UTC by CoastaPlaya***

I thought the whole ride was short and boring, hardly any air, and I weigh less than 160, so don't think its because I'm overweight.

I'm a very young handsome boy! ;)

Yeah but 4'8" 160 is still chubby.
Besides, you're too young for the back row.

Wait--why am I discussing this with a Galaxi fan? *Bangs head against wall*

-'Playa

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Jeff said:
It's not creepy until you get to be 30. I've decided that's the cut-off.

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Does that mean I should stop drooling over Danny? ;)

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Kyle Fobe said:

I'm a very young handsome boy!

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Pancakes anyone? Sorry Kyle :)

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dawnmarie313 said:
Does that mean I should stop drooling over Danny? ;)

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No kids? Drool until the day you do it anyway without any given reason.

See how my rules work for you? You're welcome.

-CO

Woooohooo, childless is THE way to go in the 'Playa system. Glad I've decided to forego the joys of child-rearing for things nmore rewarding to me personally...:)