Bikinis, Babes, and Beautiful Bodies-3 days at the Kalahari-An Overpriced Oasis

CoastaPlaya said:
Yeah. Your manboobs won't draw as many beads then as now.

That was a really shi**y thing to say...

Dude! That was an insider reference to a certain scene immortalized on a video that may or may not exist. Remember SFGAM? Mardi Gras? I didn't mean that literally!

-'Playa

NOTE: Severe fecal impaction may render the above words highly debatable.

I certainly have it immortalized in picture format... if someone has web space to host it, I will post a link...

Certain victory.

EDIT: Ohhhh, you're talking about a still photo as opposed to some other format. Never mind.
As far as George having a peek, I'm sure there's no prob.
Email me the pic, I'll link him privately.

-'Playa

*** Edited 7/13/2004 9:20:22 PM UTC by CoastaPlaya***

dawnmarie313 said:
Jeff said:
It's not creepy until you get to be 30. I've decided that's the cut-off.
Does that mean I should stop drooling over Danny?

It hasn't stopped me from drooling over him, Dawn. Wait.......did I say that out loud? :-O

Danny is OF age afterall. ;-)

-Tina

Being my age hasn't stopped me from drooling over Danny... oh wait, that was me getting sick on Delirium ;)

Besides, Danny's already taken... there's a certain "redhead" in Illinois that likes him...

Certain victory.

Only Mutually Assured Humiliation prevents me from posting proof of another +Danny affair.

Man, he gets around.

-'Playa

*** Edited 7/13/2004 10:40:20 PM UTC by CoastaPlaya***

NOTE: Severe fecal impaction may render the above words highly debatable.

Aww...come on now 'Playa, don't be chicken. ;)

"Want to be upside down, maybe thrown from side to side" - The New Pornographers, The Fake Headlines

So Danny's had more than just Dawn and me? ;)

All I want to know is how the heck can you tell how old girls are nowadays? I am a horrible judge of age.

I figure if they can buy alcohol, I can look. :)

Good TR Kyle. Everyone seems to like the Kalahari, but we liked the Wilderness a little better. No public access to the water park, and a golf course.

Frank, who can't wait to go back to the Dells next year.

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground, silly monkeys give them thumbs they forge a blade and weapons by the pound to divide it, right in two - Tool

I am 5'10 160 pounds. But I am chubby.

I saw the wilderness, and it looks like Kalahari has a waterpark full of more variety.

I can tell how old girls are...I just need to take one look at their...........face....;)

Kyle Says: Diamondback was a lot of fun! Made his first time at Kings Island worth it all!

Moosh, I thought we were going to keep that as a *private affair*. It sounds like everyone wants a piece of me but I'm only giving up to the animated inanimate objects. They're the only ones that *really* leave a mark. ;)

+Danny

http://www.themilkcarton.com/

Whoa....Do all my TR's have to be taken over by such sexual insanity! ;)

Kyle Says: Diamondback was a lot of fun! Made his first time at Kings Island worth it all!

Admit it. We know you like it.... =^o

+Danny
"So just say it. You need me like a bad habit"

Thats okay, Danny, you will be going to PPP with me, and you will be wearing "That T-shirt";)

My age limits are like this: If they are under 18, but are within 2 years of your age, its okay. If you're both under 18, all rules are out the window. If your over 18 and they're ove 18 it just depends on maturity level. I know most of the 18 year old girls I know are way to immature for me. There are exceptions to the rule. I like to stay within 2 year older/younger, so I can go as low as 21(I have to have a drinking partner) and as high as 25. But MILFs are excluded from all rules...;)

I love how MILF has become a mainstream part of the American English language. Anyone think it'll make the next edition of Webster's?

How cool would it be to be the writer on the American Pie staff who brought that term into being ... walk around all day "I invented MILF ... bow before me"

Some of you guys are a little too creepy for me! I'll stick with my personal favorite rule - if they caught your eye, they're worth the look!

Brett, Resident Launch Whore Anti-Enthusiast (the undiplomatic one)

Not that anyone cares, but I've graduated high school, and my sister will be a freshmen next year at the same high school. I can't look at girls that young ever again. Evar.

Tommy P.

If I was a senior in highschool, I would only date girls on a highschool level. Same thing can be applied if you are 25. Only date girls 4 years before you or less. Thats my rule.

Kyle Says: Diamondback was a lot of fun! Made his first time at Kings Island worth it all!

That's OK Kyle, any thread is subjected to sexual insanity. ;-)

Clint, I am so glad you have that "two year rule" as far as dating chicks......don't wanna have to bail you out of jail now. ;-)

-Tina

Kyle, what about older women? Or do you just expect them to have the same "no more than 4 years younger" thing going?

Just wondering how you'd react to the knowledge that I've dated not one, but two women 5+ years older than me (not at the same time, though ;) )

--Greg "MILF is a relative term when you're in your 30's yourself and they still look GOOD"

--Greg
"You seem healthy. So much for voodoo."