Ride op on AIR at Alton Towers...wnet something like...
...You are about to experience AIR please sit back and relax, you are now departing...and would the gentleman on the far right please open his eyes and unclench his teeth!"
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"'cos you know, it's strange! You stand in a library and go "AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH" and everyone just kinda stares at you, but if you do the same thing on a aeroplane everyone joins in!"
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