What has happened to Coasterbuzz?
YES THE I HATE JEFF CROWD IS OUT! wh00t!
Now we have all the cliques together in one common thread. Its such a big happy CBuzz Family!
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Coming in 2003-The Spawn Of Magnum!
Duckboy!!!!
Didnt you read ucdan's post? From now on you will only reference G-rated movies.
Wow , according to ucdan, newborns access this site. Wow, we are popular. :)
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2 superheroes in Gurnee next season? Oh the humanity.
*** This post was edited by Chitown on 1/24/2003. ***
"I'm just a little black rain cloud, hovering under the honey tree." Just to quote a G-rated movie.
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The world's going to Hell, and Im going to bed.
The evolution of a Coasterbuzz thread gone awry:
1.) Thread gets hyjacked by Moosh and crew
2.) M:TR is referenced
3.) Somebody says that "this thread should be closed"
4.) Somebody says "Coasterbuzz has gone downhill and I'm leaving"
5.) Somebody accuses me of being an asshole (This step is optional and is sometimes skipped)
6.) Jeff's moderation technique is brought up and compared to Hitler and the Nazis
We've only made it to #4 so far, but there's Godwin's Law from way back when that states:
As a... discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.
Don't say I didn't warn you!
*** This post was edited by Michael Darling on 1/24/2003. ***
"This site is for all ages zero days old to infinity." Now, besides COPPA, the obvious difficulties of buying a computer and setting up an internet account, etc.,etc. HOW is an infant supposed to come HERE looking for rollercoaster discussion. Everyone signs that they're 13. If you lied and you're not 13, please LEAVE. You're not supposed to be here.....
Actually, the people who use abbreviations (guilty) tell inside jokes (guilty), and *potentially* even ABUSE caps and punctuation (don't know anyone that does *that*)....are QUITE open-minded about the whole coaster thing, and about life in general....I'd hazard a guess and say that on average, that is true for most everyone who seems to be HAPPY about the way the site is going.....(maybe Jeff is happy about it, he certainly hasn't said he isn't)....and he PAYS THE BILLS....but it DOES seem to be amazingly (and increasingly) popular.....so I'm sorry if anyone is offended, but that's e-life.....
ok....im still blinking at the Drew Barrymore comment.....Brent, you need assistance bro:)
this post is amazing.....we should win some kind of online award or something. i wonder what Jeff thinks of all this bandwith being used up.....
Tim.....whos thinkin Jeff is either (a) laughing his arse off, (b) wishing some or all of us would shut up, or (c) is desperatly searching for a way to get into the MOJ....or to score ride credits for M:TR ;)...oh yeah, or all of the above...cause, darn it, you can count me in for all three!!! LOL :)
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proud PKD homer :)
(currently a Dorney Park homer though...thanks to college:))
By the way, following the rules..
John's an asshole.
;)
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AIM: Pritti Kittie
"HEY! Aren't you Lowe's Girl?"
-Danny, take note
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"Champagne to my real friends and real pain to my sham friends" -The 25th Hour
I'm an ***hole? Man that really hurts.
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The world's going to Hell, and Im going to bed.
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"Look out kid. It's something you did. God knows when but you're doin' it again." -Bob Dylan
Don't worry, Brent...you're not my type. I prefer masculine men.
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Welcome to the New & Improved Coasterbuzz...tomfoolery allowed!
how about "Dont stop till ya get enough" by Michael Jackson? :)
where in the world did that come from?
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proud PKD homer :)
(currently a Dorney Park homer though...thanks to college:))
Revolutionary, calm down. Obviously, we're all drowning in ***holes!
-Danny
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"Good things come to obsessive-compulsives who fixate" -IGD
OMG Moosh LOL
That is by far the funniest thing I have read in this post yet LOL
I have been hit on by guys before and I am generally flattered in an "OMG HELL NO But thanx for Noticing I know I am Hot! ;)" kind of way.
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Coming in 2003-The Spawn Of Magnum!
Oh my freaking gosh. Brent and Moosh's info pics are remarkably similar if nobody's noticed yet...
[edit: I'm informed page 7 contains a heads-up to this already. still funny though!]
I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee myself!
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- John
Dag, yo
Support Rob in the Great DDR Challenge!
*** This post was edited by Michael Darling on 1/24/2003. ***
Coasterbuzz is a microcosm of society. All types of people come here to discuss coasters, flat rides, parks, events, and sometimes have a laugh while doing so. Gay, straight, confused, all races, all religions, all over the world. All are welcome, even those who think the site is "going downhill." Yep, even CPnut is welcome ;)
Frankly with the amount of personal opinions expressed in posts and signatures, ranging from politics to sexuality to religion, and the fact that most of it gets said and is accepted without controversy I can't fathom how anyone can say Coasterbuzz members pretend to be accepting, are pompous, or unwilling to accept other people's opinions.
I like the fact that I've met all kinds of people from all over. I like the fact that we accept each other because we have a commonality: our love of coasters. I like the fact that someone challenges what I say or what I think...without challenges we can't learn and grow. I don't think anyone should change the way they act for anybody. I mean come on...if all we did was stay on-topic this site would be a total bore.
Without humor how would we bring a smile to someone who may be having a stressful day at work? Without being honest about who we are how can others who may feel the same know they are not alone?
I like Coasterbuzz just the way it is. Anyone who doesn't is free to leave.
Respectfully,
Matthew
You see, the TON was a simple observation mentioned during a serious, on-topic discussion of fact and logic. Why would I link the dim, the boring, the aching to be cared about to a thread like that? I ask you, is that fun at all? Noooooooo.
Since it's more amusing to piss them off with a stupid post....I will now reveal another variant of the TON I will proudly name the AssFat Corollary. I'll give you the basic principle and then expound further...but I swear by the end of it you'll be begging for homosexual innuendo.
The presence of ponti-fecating, pompous windbags in an entertaining thread is directly proportional to massive displays of gelatinous assfat at a beach.
Think about it: Have you ever been to a beach where there wasn't at least one 420-pounder in a teeny tiny dental-floss thong? What do you think happened between the trip to the store for the swimsuit and the beach? How many painfully obvious warnings do you think they got? The embarrassed silence in the dressing room? The funny looks from the cashier? The family members whispering to each other back home, "No, YOU tell 'em?"
The clothing manufacturer:
- "Ma'am, if you'll look at the overhead...at this diagram of your, um, posterior here....the western ridge in particular....you'll see where the fabric simply doesn't meet specifications."
TV Weathermen:
- " And today's Doppler weather forecasts indicate OH MY DEAR HOLY LOVIN' MOTHER OF....can we cut to commercials, please?"
But none of it matters. They still show up on the beach--eastern and western forty proudly flapping in the breeze in all its multi-hued, cottage cheese-textured glory, doin' a wobble-dee-wobble-dee-wobble of sorts before jiggling to a stop for an inner-thigh cooldown (and maybe a Ho-Ho). Of course, they're just smiling away--completely oblivious to kids running away, scarred for life ("Mommy, her booty waved at me!") or families suddenly unable to eat any meat in their lunch ("I'll just have the coleslaw--after I blot the mayonnaise out between some napkins").
See, boring ponti-fecators are exactly like that. They ignore every post that they aren't properly attired with a sense of humor, one stitch of wit and could just as well waddle somewhere else 'cuz we ain't tryin' to hear all of that. But of course, do they ever ever leave? Nope. They just wanna spoil everyone's appetite for fun.
Fortunately for us, this isn't the beach--so we don't have to be polite about it. We can point and laugh at all that sloppy mental assfat 'till the cows come home. Bring it on, BlubberBlobs.
-'Playa
*** This post was edited by CoastaPlaya 6/4/2003 10:51:07 AM ***
Closed topic.
