Most anticipated ride for 2013

I'm just a dick. Doesn't matter where or when. Total. Dick.

How can you be something you don't have? I know, I suck. Balls. And crap. But I had to try.

^I try to do that from time to time but it always backfires on me. I'm probably a little more coaster nerd than many of you, I'll talk coasters with anyone that will talk to me about them. Including myself.

blasterboy6500 said:

How can you be something you don't have? I know, I suck. Balls. And crap. But I had to try.

Sucks.

Two years ago, I ended up daydreaming while using a urinal. Next thing I know, the guy next to me asks me what "Apen-jizzed" was.

Blasterboy, the way that Alpengeist is spelled so wrong there (I would theoretically pronounce it in a very wrong-sounding way), if I was a guy standing next to you at a urinal, I'd be startled about what you just said as well. ;)

And what has happened to CoasterBuzz? (Thanks Josh).

That's precisely what he thought I said. :P I'm going to edit my post right now to make it more clear.

And about what happened to Coasterbuzz, beats me. All I know is that I'm not part of it ;)

LostKause said:

I don't think anyone has to worry about me stealing their wife anytime soon. ;)

Of course not... Nice guys like us can barely stand the thought of cutting another man off in line, let alone sleeping with his wife.

But I'm sure if CF could find a way to charge you to sleep with another man's wife, they'd do it.

Do you have any idea what you're talking about?

For starters, I don't.

Blaster: A long time ago, before I was a member here (I think), someone posted a topic about how CoasterBuzz had become a thread hijacking, foul-mouthed, dirty website. The 25 pages or so following that were all about this and rapidly dissolved into jokes and arguments. If I could link stuff on my phone, I'd find the link for you. It is both hilarious and disturbing. :)

Tease.

The last couple of pages of this thread (if not the whole thread) provides the kind of discomfort you feel when your grandparents start talking about sex.

And yeah, I'm so mean, I'm too harsh, I'm too critical...blah, blah, blah...

:-)

Your grandparents talk about sex? Wait a minute....your grandparents have sex?

Carrie, not at all...I know I was debating deleting my post. We'll tone it down. :)

I'm not moderating here...just expressing my opinion.

Innuendo can be funny.

Trying to be funny, especially by throwing around sexually charged comments that arent funny, is rarely funny.

YMMV.

No, I agree. No more spooge jokes. I know I'LL behave...can't make promises for the rest of the group. ;)

Oh, I'm a nice guy alright, Tommytheduck. REALLLLY nice. Friendly-like. Ya know? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink...

lol