^^^ Enemies is the wrong term to use. While Gonch and I don't always seem eye to eye, we always manage to try and take a look at what the other person is saying and we never make debates personal. I'm sure when Gonch and I eventually meet at a park (bound to happen sometimes), we'll be a lot closer to friends than enemies.
Nothing wrong with a healthy debate... or fifty ;)
I like them both. It's fun to be with people that see things my way but it's also fun to approach something with someone that is looking at things in an entirely different way. Debates are good, provided the person you're debating with doesn't make personal attacks and is willing to open his/her eyes and entertain the possibility that you also make a good point. Not all people on this site are fun to debate with, but Gonch is.
Now I'm feeling more dirty than ever... time to take a bath.
G.I. Joe can do anything- he's a real American hero. I bet we could replace Shapiro with G.I. Joe and the company would be turned around instantly! We'd just have to make sure he doesn't use the kung-fu grip on less-than-satisfied customers... although that might be a good solution to line jumping.
G.I. Joe could save the park! Now all we have to do is sell that idea to the park. (and why not, someone spent 175k on a grant. G.I. Joe is worth way more than that, all he'd have to get paid is his normal military salary!) ;)
He could get G.I. Jane to cover the water park and security.