Hey Everyone..

Jeffrey,

Ok, sorry, but I have to say, the SonofClyde.com website makes you look like a total douche bag. You're too old(looking) to be looking like some washed up Aaron Carter wannabe.

And your "P.s. I do everything on my dorky recordings" comment makes you even more a douche bag.

Jason - Who desperately wants to be on the Ass list with Rob and Jeff.

Dude, you were already awarded the coveted "funniest post in the thread" award.

Don't be a sore winner :)

I do agree somewhat with Jason. What's with the Son of Clyde, let me play like 10 instruments and put um all together thing? Just out of curiousity...Why would you want to be your own band? I thought the whole point of a band is to interact with other band members, as well as playing music obviously.

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Jeffrey R Smith said:
I do think Jeff is an A-hole (as am I)

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Alright, you're a self-proclaimed asshole, but yet your posts include smiley faces and sayings like "God bless!"

You have to be the weakest internet "asshole" I've seen.

Coasterbuzz vs. Spaceballs - battle of the assholes ... let the games begin!

--Brett, who earned his asshole badge in another thread ;)

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CoasterCrazyBrutha said:
THis is my first time on Coasterbuzz, I love the site already. I got a question about Cedar Point I just came back from Cedar Point about 2 Weeks ago and I was wondering if they actually had plans to remove Top Thrill Dragster because of it breaking down so much. I was told that by one of the workers and I was a little disapointted by it. Can anyone tell me if that is true?

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It would be a shame to remove such an accomplishment. TTD is the world's tallest, and fastest coaster in the world, and also the only coaster to break the 400 ft barrier. I cannot even begin to imagine the uproar if it was removed because of maintanance problems. Usually if a coaster has trouble within the first couple of years modifications are constantly made to enhance performance of the ride, making a more reliable thrill. They don't usually remove it off site, especially when it brings in the dough that TTD does.

Frankly, I think that this was a rumor started by someone just to create tension amongst thrillpark seekers, and I think that people should just ignore it.

There isn't a coaster on the planet that hasn't had SOME sort of maintanance problems since the idea of the Roller Coaster came into play. Its usually when they end up making negative profit from the ride that they usually decide to tear a coaster down. When the ride is actually costing more in repairs than it is bringing in from the daily throughput count, only then should it be time to consider destruction, or sales to another park (i.e. Vampire, SFKK).

"I bet she gives great helmet...."

Aaron Carter:

That is funny! :-)

Has anyone noticed the original poster has never responded in this thread? He's probably scared to death.

We're just breaking him in...we're all fanboy pancake eating asshole musician spaceball fans arounds here.

FanPanAssMusBalls.com (with a 96% satisfaction rate)

Hey...I think I found a new sig :) *** Edited 8/3/2004 1:25:28 PM UTC by Peabody***

"Hell, in this case you could probably call someone in the PR department and they'd probably tell you."

I fully expect the PR department at CP to give honest information about the uptime of their $30 million (?) investment. I’m sure they have a real vested interest in telling people their prize toy is not up to standards. Is this where your super secret information is coming from? Do you have a mole inside management? I bet they are not using you as a tool to get this information (90%) out! :-)

Now we know where you get your “90%” figures. Apparently you are not only an a-hole, but you’re gullible too!

I told you that you don't have to believe anything. Sadly though, your non-belief doesn't invalidate anything. The marketing folks there are my friends. I've been to their weddings, one was in my wedding and we have lunch in the off-season. If you are suggesting that the people I call my friends are liars, then you're crossing a line well beyond assholishness into something much worse, and I frankly don't appreciate it. It's not funny or cute.

Do we need to separate you two? ;)

Would this be a good time to point out that this is the original poster's second TOS violation?

10. Topic titles
Please think about the title you use when you start a new topic. Topics like "What if..." or "What do you think..." or titles composed only of a coaster or park name don't tell us much about what you want to talk about. Please use short but descriptive topics. Give people a reason to read them.

I'm not trying to flame you, but think that you really should listen to them when they tell you to lurk first. It'll help you get the flow of things so you won't end up offending anyone, accidentally. *** Edited 8/3/2004 3:09:21 PM UTC by SFKKThunderRun***

Here's one for you:

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Jeffrey R Smith said:

God bless!

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Now who are you calling a kool-aid drinker???? ;)

I'm sorry, but the past 10 posts from you have been this biggest load of crap I've ever seen on this board. Congratulations!

I think this goes well beyond coasters here. Jeffrey, you are an unhappy man. At 33, you're too young to be cantankerous. Snap out of it for God's sake!

And that you ignored all of my posts goes to show that you have some type of vendetta against Jeff...and although you probably don't see it, seems you display just a little too much spite for anyone with half the wits of a bag of rollercoaster wheels to realize that you are jealous of Jeff of all people...which is really wierd....after all, you are in a band and have probably experienced just about every woodie on the planet.

How do you like them apples?

Oh dang...just read the following:

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You hear and feel the male angst under his blend of rock/pop/dance music. He explains his sound as Nine Inch Nails meets Depeche Mode with a little Rush Limbaugh and Barney the Dinosaur thrown in there.

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Are you serious???? Male angst! Rush Limbaugh?? Well there you have it.

Jeffrey R. Smith, you have every right to be as angry as you want. Just don't expect others to join in your reindeer games (not to mention like you). Seriously, I think you should see a shrink.

*** Edited 8/3/2004 4:05:26 PM UTC by janfrederick***

And now A word from Cap'n Obvious, Master Impressionist...

Guess who I am?

Jeff Putz is an a-hole that pulls facts out of his crack and expects us to believe them. Cedar Point PR department pulls facts out of their corporate crack that supports Jeff's fresh-yanked facts and I'm supposed to believe them, too. But ya know what? I DON'T. Guess why?

Cuz I haven't been to the park this season at all but I READ TRs and they inspire me to yank even more convincing, more credible and more compelling facts from where? I guess the land where the sun don't shine.

Now who's got the biggest orifice here?

-CO

*** Edited 8/3/2004 4:22:17 PM UTC by CoastaPlaya***

Methinks I will just peruse this thread from the wings. It's gotten much too strange. ;)

For you Rob?

As always, Cap'n Obvious to the rescue!

This thread is getting kinda boring now...:) *** Edited 8/3/2004 5:42:41 PM UTC by Kyle Fobe***

Ok, out of the closet I come: (No comments from the wings, please.)

I do have to say one thing. Yes, Jeffrey, you have brought much of this on yourself, but hey guys... let the "attacking shark" routine cool down a bit too. Jeffrey is a musician, and whether we like his music, style, etc. or not, it doesn't deserve the kind of ridicule your releasing, even if he is acting like a dillhole.

I guess what I'm saying is... yes, release the hounds on the coaster quotes, because he hasnt' exactly been kind in regards to the calling out of said webmaster, or some of us. However, digging in his website, just to make fun of him, is the kind of stuff that makes Coasterbuzz drop a few notches, and enter Thrillnetwork type thinking.

Just a little advice. Granted, you may choose to ignore it. ;)