Coaster Preservation Club in the news

Mamoosh's avatar
Looks like our friend Thunder Fun is getting some notice...check out this site.

It's good reading...enjoy ;)

mOOSH

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"We love to help groups that threaten to sue us based on a law they've almost literally pulled out of their collective ass

LOL

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Jeff's avatar
Hahahahahahahahaha. Why make stuff up when reality is so damn funny in the first place?

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beast7369's avatar
Here's proof that reality is so damn funny:

Marilyn Manson banned from Six Flags Darien Lake

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nasai's avatar
Wonderful stuff there. I'm surprised they don't have a quote calling it Sh*t Flags.
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BullGuy's avatar
I stumbled upon that yesterday. Kudos to ARN&R on that one. :)


The press conference then degenerated into chaos as each park chain representative sought to get to the microphone to declare additional contributions to the CBC, and, after a lengthy brawl, the event was declared over.

Priceless. :)

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Never Has Gravity Been So Uplifting.

kpjb's avatar
This is one of the few times that the actual site that ARN&R is making fun of is funnier than the joke itself.

My personal favorite is where they say that their limits for SBNO rides is three or four months, then they'd demand that parks fork over the rides.

I guess that means all parks north of Virginia would be empty after giving all their attractions away every off season.

That site is one of the funniest unintentional things I've ever seen.

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Come on, fhqwgads!

How very very sad.....

He just doesn't want then to fork over the rides, he wants to sue!

My neighbor has a really sweet classic car. I think it's been 3 months or so since he's driven it....maybe I could sue! Or what about that summer place by the ocean....I could get that too.... ;)

Sometimes the truth is funnier than fiction.

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- "I used to be in the audio/visual club, but I was kicked out because of my views on Vietnam........and I was stealing projectors" - Homer Simpson

It is interesting to note, however, that when I was teenager, I had a similar idea.

I envisioned a park made up of old coasters with that portion or all of the park recreated from the period in which the ride was first built. It was a pipe dream really, and I was not going to sue if the parks were not handing over the rides after three months. These kids though do seem a little extreme in their demands.

Well, it is good to finally see that club getting some recognition for their fine work!

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So what if the best coaster in Australia is a second hand Arrow?

Total Thrills Amusement Guide
Australia's Premier Source for Thrills!

I almost feel bad for these guys. I guess thats what you get when you pull laws out of your a$$.

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Check out this awesome park!http://games.coasterbuzz.com/filedetail.aspx?GameFileID=3001

How seriously can you be taken when your domain name is free and the extension is run by the Government of Tokelau (.tk). If you cannot afford an american extension (.com, .net, . org) then how can you afford million dollar rides?And then what about the fact that he cant speaka de proper engrish?

Coaster Legend-This the point of this project is to get a small amusement opened in Indiana
These freshmen need to think before they decide to go up against coporate America! OH boy, if i become a member I get a custom rank in the forums! WOO HOO

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Veck
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*** This post was edited by CRVeck 6/10/2003 9:11:43 PM ***
*** This post was edited by CRVeck 6/10/2003 9:17:37 PM ***

CPO need to be stopped look what they have done now!


Late last night, paramedics and Paramount’s King’s Island staff members rushed to the rescue of Standing (well, not exactly standing in the official sense) But Not Operating coaster King Cobra, only to find they were too late. At 1:12 AM, medics pronounced the ride dead. The cause was reported by the medical staff as “self-smelting.”
ARNR


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Hi.....whats your name again?

Visit the 1st and only Jeff Seibert Fan page!!

You know what Yall are just complete dum asses, and not enthusiasts, the CPO members are, and I am working on having that removed.
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We are getting ready to start spending money to get more good attention.
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To all ACN staff: Yall are rollercoaster jerks that are rude and inhuman!
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*** This post was edited by CoasterPreservation 6/10/2003 10:12:49 PM ***
So you got your weekly allowance?

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Is that a Q-bot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

That is none of your beeswax,but we will have a .com soon
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To all ACN staff: Yall are rollercoaster jerks that are rude and inhuman!
Support the Coaster Preservation Organization!
*** This post was edited by CoasterPreservation 6/10/2003 10:14:20 PM ***
Members will also get FREE lifetime passes to all the parks. A lifetime pass will cost $3,000 and be good until you die.
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To all ACN staff: Yall are rollercoaster jerks that are rude and inhuman!
Support the Coaster Preservation Club!
*** This post was edited by CoasterPreservation 6/10/2003 10:20:01 PM ***
Oh boy, where do I sign up?!?!

BTW how is the litigation going with all those poor, neglected SBNO rides as greedy corporate parks?

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Is that a Q-bot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

The CPO will make the old rides better, and more fun.
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