BeastBuzz 2013: The triumphant return!

Lord Gonchar's avatar

Lunch runs two hours from 11:30-1:30

I'm thinking we set up a camera and the last 15 minutes of lunch are EGT (Exclusive Gonch Time). It's like getting your picture taken with Santa, but ickier.


GonchBuzz is nothing but a cash grab.

I have said it before, and I'll say it again. Gonch is nothing more than a money sponge. He doesn't give a rats ass if enthusiasts show up or not. Gonch is the reason a lot of people in this country are getting shut out from doing a lot of things they want to do.

It's just sad!!!

HeyIsntThatRob?'s avatar

Does this mean I get to sit on your lap to get my picture taken?

~Rob

Lord Gonchar's avatar

Absolutely!


sirloindude's avatar

Pfft. When Gonch ditches the OTSRs, I'll consider it.


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Carrie J.'s avatar

This all creates a very disturbing picture in my head....and yet.... all I find myself doing is stragetizing for how to get additional laps....


"If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins." --- Benjamin Franklin

Lord Gonchar's avatar

Consult a physician if your EGT lasts more than 4 hours.


Tekwardo's avatar

Please. You're not THAT good.


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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

Wait...so Tyler is going? Poach away, guys. That "Great Pumpkin Coaster" credit shall be yours. ;)

Though, Gonch is probably renting out his kids for this purpose anyway...

Lord Gonchar's avatar

Unfortunately, my kids are too big for that now. I need to find alternative revenue streams.


I probably can't go

But if you don't, you'll miss the sprinting contest!


The amusement park rises bold and stark..kids are huddled on the beach in a mist

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Jeff's avatar

Gonch, you are an unprecedented roll, my friend. I hate to encourage you, but well done.


Jeff - Editor - CoasterBuzz.com - My Blog

Lord Gonchar's avatar

I try, sir. I try.


Shawn Meyer's avatar

Ok since I"m new here, I'm going to sound like a dumb bell. Just wondering who is Gonch?

Last edited by Lord Gonchar,
LostKause's avatar

Shawn, Gonch is short for Lord Gonchar. lol

Welcome to CoasterBuzz! :D


Shawn Meyer's avatar

Thank you! I felt dumb for asking that. Thank you LostKause!

LostKause's avatar

I think that everyone should get one free dumb question answered per day on CoasterBuzz. :D


Lord Gonchar's avatar

It's all about me. :)


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