BeastBuzz 2013: The triumphant return!

I really look forward to photo opportunities, as I think that is one of the biggest perk of club events. Unless you know somebody that works at a park, usually in management, its nearly impossible to get some shots like those otherwise. This is my first summer with my DSLR, so I am very excited!

I'm looking forward to photo opportunities with Gonch. I bet the line will be long for that one. I hope he is renting Q-Bots. lol

I refuse to pay for a Q-bot when I could have gotten a photo with Gonch for free a few years ago at BooBuzz. I'm not going to pay more if he's intentionally lowering his capacity. I'll get my photo with someone who prides themselves on efficiency for all.

I pride myself on efficiency and plan to be there. I also allow light body contact such as handshakes and arms around the shoulder at no extra cost, and tons of charm. I doubt Lord Gonchar does that.

Oh who am I kidding. I allow heavy body contact for the right price.

^^Made me laff.

If anyone even looks at me, I'm stabbing them. Hard.

Actually, I want a photo with every single last one of you and then everyone send me a copy and we'll do a Day In Photos post of nothing but CB members with Gonch followed by a rash of "Gonch Reports" in the TR section.

BeastBuzz, my ass. This is GonchBuzz 2013! (now we all run at the camera in our kilts like Braveheart)

Boesbuzz has a better ring to it...

^^ That's made even easier now by the absence of Metal Detectors...

Tyler Boes said:

Boesbuzz has a better ring to it...

No it doesn't. We get enough ERT out of you on the boards.

What's ERT?

Tyler Boes said:

Boesbuzz has a better ring to it...

Nothing sounds better without Gonch in it.

(I have a really good, but obvious joke for right here, but unfortunately it probably crosses the line for CBuzz)

Tyler Boes said:

What's ERT?

Eat rice, Tyler. In moderation, of course.

ERT-Exclusive Rambling Time.

Rice is a very dry and flavorless food.

You're supposed to add water when you cook it.

You guys...

ERT is Exclusive Ride Time, Tyler. It's a very common term in the roller coaster enthusiast community. You will hear it again and again. Parks offer ERT during events so that coaster enthusiasts can ride with limited wait time, if any at all. It's a very good reason to come to an event.

I haven't been to many events, real events anyways. I did Coasting for Kids a few years back, and many years ago I brought some friends with me to Knoebels Pheonix Phall Punfest. PPP had some rides open, but the lines were longer than during the day when the park was open. It was Phun though, and I got to briefly meet a few people who post here.

I'm planning to go to BeastBuzz this time around. I have yet to attend a real enthusiast event I probably won't shake many hands, because I have no idea who washes their hands after they poop. If Billy is there, I will give him a hug. :)

Tekwardo said:

ERT-Exclusive Rambling Time.

OK, that's better than mine.

Gonch, if I pay more can I get a pic with my leg on your shoulder?

I'll allow that without you paying more. In fact, I'll pay you.