Six arrested after fight at Cedar Point

GoBucks89:

So first it was everyone who drinks alcohol is a devil worshiper in search of fights

Drunk, devil worshiping fighters > Rip Ride Rockit

GoBucks89:

So first it was everyone who drinks alcohol is a devil worshiper in search of fights.

I swear, the first time I read this, I read it as, “…devil worshiper in search of flights.” Imagine my confusion.

super7*:

This is the type of crowd these parks choose to attract with these gory events...

This has got to be satire, right?

Whoever is influencing your worldview, the outside world is not as scary as they want you to believe. They are using fear to control you. I tell you this with friendly intentions.

I’ve taught Sunday School at my church for the past 8 years. I used the GoBucks89 drowning joke as part of my lesson three weeks ago.

Don’t know that this adds anything to the conversation but I thought it was funny to see it pop up again.

"Let's stop praying for someone to save us and start saving ourselves."

-KMFDM, "Dogma"

"Beer is proof that the Lord loves us and wants us all to be happy." - Thomas Jefferson (allegedly).

Re the KMFDM quote:

I've never met anyone I admired who used prayer as a form of "save me." But I have met people I admire who pray and meditate regularly. The prayers are generally of the form: "what should I be doing?"; the meditation is listening for the answer. Sometimes there is a follow on prayer of "That sounds hard; can you help?" In other words: They are saving themselves, but they don't assume they know best how that should happen.

Perhaps paradoxically, the answer to "what should I be doing?" usually seems to be some form of: "Be of service to those around you."

TheMillenniumRider:

Perfect, they have completed their rite of passage to becoming a proper Six Flags park.

Are you actually and laughably suggesting that violence never happened Cedar Fair parks BEFORE the merger? Thats like suggesting that Whitney Houston was clean and sober before she married Bobby Brown, when the reality is BOTH had issues before their respective mergers!

Give them a little room for nuance. It was a joke.

Gunkey Monkey:

It makes you do horrific, sinful things, and to what end?

Tonight, my alcohol made me enjoy a grilled cheese, my couch, and some sports on TV. How sinful indeed!

But for real... I have been drinking alcohol since I was 21, I am 41 now. When do the horrific, sinful things begin? I just wanna make sure I have my camera ready.

I hear some people really enjoy their couch.

Ohio is being infected by Virginia!!!

Coasterhound36:

Are you actually and laughably suggesting that violence never happened Cedar Fair parks BEFORE the merger? Thats like suggesting that Whitney Houston was clean and sober before she married Bobby Brown, when the reality is BOTH had issues before their respective mergers!

Perhaps you can contact Professor Frink and get a replacement sarcasm detector.