CoasterBuzz Memes

ShaneDenmark

Saturday, August 7, 2021 3:46 PM

Lord Gonchar said:

I still stand by everything I said about the big fountain entrance at KI. It's terrible.

But the fire fountain entrance for HAUNT was friggin awesome… Do they still do that?


But then again, what do I know?

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ShaneDenmark

Saturday, August 7, 2021 3:49 PM

As for Timber-Rider… Who can forget tighty-whitey twister? He’s still living his best delusional life on the Facebook groups, still crying about Michigan’s Adventure. But he has upgraded to Cedar Point and Holiday World and Kings Island, rocking Platinum Passes and Fast Lane due to his stimulus checks and the eviction moratorium.


But then again, what do I know?

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LostKause

Sunday, August 8, 2021 2:16 PM
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Lord Gonchar said:

I still stand by everything I said about the big fountain entrance at KI. It's terrible.

I couldn't disagree more. I think it's the best entrance at any park of all time. Better than similar parks; better than Magic Kingdom, even. The epic scale prepares parkgoers for an epic day of larger than life rides and attractions.

The smell of mist in the air, the symphony music covering pop songs, the different architectural facades that theme the buildings lining the street. Magical.

And at night, International street glows in neon colors so beautifully. The fountains spray color into the air. It's calming and exciting at the same time.

Like I would always say when I was a teenager, "Your opinion is wrong."


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RCMAC

Sunday, August 8, 2021 4:19 PM

KD has a prettier International Street. At least they still have their trees.

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BrettV

Sunday, August 8, 2021 4:23 PM

LostKause said:

...the symphony music covering pop songs...

I agree with your compliments toward the KI entrance and I Street (although I can, off the top of my head, think of a handful of parks with entrances equally as good), but those instrumental pop covers absolutely destroy whatever mood they are trying to create there. Almost every single one of them is absolutely cringe inducing. And that's my correct opinion.

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Lord Gonchar

Sunday, August 8, 2021 4:40 PM
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LostKause said:

I couldn't disagree more.

Sucks.

(there's something very CoasterBuzz about having the exact same conversation more than 9 year later)


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Vater

Sunday, August 8, 2021 5:07 PM
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Yeah. I should add that to the memes thread.

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ApolloAndy

Sunday, August 8, 2021 8:49 PM
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Being old?


Hobbes: "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?"
Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."

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OhioStater

Sunday, August 8, 2021 10:35 PM
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LostKause said...

The smell of mist in the air, the symphony music covering pop songs, the different architectural facades that theme the buildings lining the street. Magical.

What does mist smell like? Is it similar to fog? ;)

Last edited by OhioStater, Monday, August 9, 2021 12:45 AM

Promoter of fog.

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sws

Monday, August 9, 2021 2:58 AM
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Mist is a much classier version of condensation than fog.

Mist > Fog

And may I add:

Dirty bong water > Rip Ride Rocket

Last edited by sws, Monday, August 9, 2021 3:03 AM
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Lord Gonchar

Monday, August 9, 2021 9:27 PM
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OhioStater said:

What does mist smell like? Is it similar to fog? ;)

Was the mist black?


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Vater

Monday, August 9, 2021 9:42 PM
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This has become a meme within a meme.

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ShaneDenmark

Wednesday, August 11, 2021 1:07 AM

You can keep the symphony pop. I’ll take the bluegrass covers on Rivertown. Gin & Juice done old country style was awesome.


But then again, what do I know?

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LostKause

Thursday, August 12, 2021 5:11 AM
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I heard some bluegrass covers at Holiday World the other day too. They are pretty entertaining.

The thing I like about the symphony pop covers is that it takes me a moment to figure out what the song is, and then I need to determine if I like or dislike the original, and if my opinion about the song has changed.

I mean, I got Rick Rolled on I Street and didn't realize it until a few seconds after I started bobbing my head to the music. (speaking of memes.)


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BrettV

Sunday, January 2, 2022 5:19 PM

I captured this screenshot this morning and it's a prime example of why I shake my head and ask "What has happened to Coasterbuzz?"

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kpjb

Sunday, January 2, 2022 10:09 PM
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This is a great idea for a CoasterBuzz Club event. I see Jeff used his alone time yesterday constructively.


Hi

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Tommytheduck

Monday, January 3, 2022 5:09 AM
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Someone's got a good VPN.

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sws

Monday, January 3, 2022 9:37 AM
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That is so unfair! Why does everyone except Michigan’s Adventure get low price Jaipur escort service & call girls?

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hambone

Monday, January 3, 2022 2:52 PM
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RRR > low price Jaipur call girls.

(I hear.)

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sws

Monday, January 3, 2022 3:05 PM
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Yeah, but in another year, all of the Jaipur call girls will be sent to Dorney.

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ApolloAndy

Monday, January 3, 2022 4:22 PM
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Are the Jaipur call girls black?


Hobbes: "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?"
Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."

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ApolloAndy

Monday, January 3, 2022 4:22 PM
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Also, "Jaipur call girls are too short."


Hobbes: "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?"
Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."

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sws

Monday, January 3, 2022 5:02 PM
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Yes, but are they trimmed?

And let’s not even talk about their capacity.

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sws

Monday, January 3, 2022 5:16 PM
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Jaipur call girls suck...

But it’s going to cost you extra.

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Jeff

Monday, January 3, 2022 11:52 PM
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"Wizard. Of. Ass!" - Betty White


Jeff - Editor - CoasterBuzz.com - My Blog

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Lord Gonchar

Monday, January 3, 2022 11:58 PM
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Easily the funniest moment from that episode.

Othewrwise, it was mostly one note - let sweet ol' Betty say vaguely dirty stuff.


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BrettV

Tuesday, January 4, 2022 3:25 AM

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Jeff

Tuesday, January 4, 2022 3:35 AM
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Betty White routinely said dirty stuff in the press, she just didn't on primetime TV. I think overall that was a good episode from one of the best ensembles they've had.


Jeff - Editor - CoasterBuzz.com - My Blog

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BrettV

Tuesday, January 4, 2022 3:38 AM

One of the most genuine belly laughs I have ever had is from this Golden Girls clip. I have spent so many years wishing I could actually hear the lyrics to the made up song, but I also know nothing could ever live up to the belly laughs the "Oh what the hell is that..." intro has given me.

Last edited by BrettV, Tuesday, January 4, 2022 3:38 AM
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RCMAC

Tuesday, January 4, 2022 12:26 PM

To be fair, I think it’s “hare”.

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Vater

Friday, April 8, 2022 7:47 PM
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Just updated the original post with the Dopey Turtle Show. Completely forgot about that one until Raven-Phile brought it up today.

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bigboy

Friday, April 8, 2022 10:18 PM

I remember that thread well and I can't believe it was that long ago. I only read a page or so of it and it is such a dumpster fire. Call me crazy, but didn't that guy make a return trip for his kid's football even not long after that?

Not sure if this is meme-worthy, but someone mentioning Beast being disrespected earlier this week reminded me of some pretty crazy discussion.


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Jeff

Friday, April 8, 2022 10:27 PM
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I forgot about that one. We moved here when my kid was 3, and at the time, the dopey turtle show was nothing short of magic to him. He asked to do it every time we were there to get our drink on during Food & Wine. Good memories.


Jeff - Editor - CoasterBuzz.com - My Blog

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ApolloAndy

Friday, April 8, 2022 11:12 PM
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"Disney hates poor people" probably deserves a link.


Hobbes: "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?"
Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."

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Jeff

Friday, April 8, 2022 11:42 PM
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And the search gives good results for that.


Jeff - Editor - CoasterBuzz.com - My Blog

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ApolloAndy

Saturday, April 9, 2022 2:19 PM
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Reading the titles in the results of that search gave me a chuckle.


Hobbes: "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?"
Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."

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bigboy

Saturday, April 9, 2022 2:32 PM

Several of them made me laugh, but this one is my favorite:

"Now everyone hates poor people"


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ApolloAndy

Sunday, April 17, 2022 12:56 AM
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I wonder if you might track down the origin of "You might as well stop at Knoebels. It's on the way."


Hobbes: "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?"
Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."

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kpjb

Sunday, April 17, 2022 1:00 AM
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I think I may have started using it as a wildly exaggerated meme as a reaction to people saying it seriously, but I think it'd be hard to track down since that phrase is so ubiquitous.


Hi

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Vater

Tuesday, May 10, 2022 1:49 PM
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Just added this gem to the original post. Not necessarily a proper meme, per se, but in combing through some old threads I stumbled on Gonch's proposed CoasterBuzz tagline and about soiled myself.

Last edited by Vater, Tuesday, May 10, 2022 3:50 PM
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