Geauga Lake's Big Dipper for sale on eBay

Whatever helps you sleep, man. I compare your "win" of this guy to embalming grandma and sitting her in a chair after she dies, just so we can admire her company. Nevermind that you can't talk to her.

You can talk to her Jeff. She just won't talk back. And if for some reason she does talk, you would be happy, right? Well unless she becomes a flesh eating zombie. However, I would think it wouldn't be wise to talk to grandma anymore.

And hasn't the Big Dipper become a flesh eating... I mean money hogging investment that would make it wise to not put interest into it?

Jeff said:
Best second post ever.

Heck, I'm afraid to post anymore now, I'll break my streak!

Oh, Crap! I just did it, didn't I?

Best third post ever.com ;)

Hey guys, the Big Dipper just un-friended me on Facebook.

Oh Emm GEE!

**Checks Facebook** Still friends with me... maybe it thinks I am going to buy it.

I got a message from it, too. Something about breastfeeding, flash pass, alcohol at parks, and dancin'. I'm too upset to read it all the way through just yet.

No muslim talk? For shame.

Josh - Nothing about Lesbians on Carousels? I'm surprised.

Who's to say if the
Big dipper will re-emerge?
Like Phoenix but bad.

I just got a message from Big Dipper... it went on about pancakes.

How come you guys are dipper's friends and I'm not?

Well, I'm not Dipper's friend anymore...

I ignored Dipper's original friend request.

I would have, but Kozmo Knoebel suggested I add Dipper.

Once we got up to six or seven coasters in common, I gave in and confirmed Big Dipper's request...

I sent Dipper a friend request which it accepted three years ago, but now I'm having problems unfriending it.

Was anyone else as amused as I was to learn via Facebook quiz that Big Dipper is a total Maverick in bed?