Kings Dominion's 2010 Coaster

haha....haikus are great :) especially on a coaster enthusiast's internet forum...

in other news, would definitely love a giga at my beloved KD....:)

Or maybe not Tim....

Keep up the douchiness Moosh

it's cleaner that way.

~Rob

Tim to close the thread, we've hit the "Haiku Zone"

Who's Tim, and what right does he have to close a thread?

Are you serious? I think Hopman had a typo with Tim and meant Time, while trying to make a joike. LOL - jp

Tim posted on the top of this page...which is what makes the typo funny. :)

I think it's great that it's always kpjb's dry sense of sarcasm that goes right over people's heads. :)

sar-chasm

or WAS it sarcasm.....? :)

and on the subject of typos, what exactly is a joike, Thom?

Yes it was a a "TIPO," (type-o). It's just I've notice that when people start doing haikus, the thread is on a drop to oblivion.

Amidst the typos
Herrings run like salmon, they're
ga-ga for gigas.

I posted this on PointBuzz and it was closed. My theory is the KD 2010 coaster might be a vertical lift giga. It sounds crazy, but you might want to check out the photos and details;)

http://pointbuzz.com/Forums/Thread/24276.aspx

Yes, it sounds crazy and is - lol (sorry, couldn't resist). I did check the pictures out and immediately noticed the vertical lift has two chains, while the new track has only one.

It won't have a vertical lift.

...or will it?

Mamoosh said:
It won't have a vertical lift.

Thank God! A vertical lift giga? No thanks. Just save me a seat and I'll take the stairs to the top! ;)

Mamoosh said:
It won't have a vertical lift.

But it will have a vertical drop. ;)

A Rhyme.. By Dr Ridem.

...will it have shoulder restraints that make inversions a pain?
...or will it have lap restraints that lock my privates in vain?

...will it soar over 200 feet?
...will it roll by, low to the street?

...will there be hills that give us air?
...or will there be straight track that most dont care.

...will it be rough and most not agree?
...or will it be smooth, and all yell "SEE!!"

...will we forget XLC, which wasnt dear to our heart?
...or will it be Deja Vu right from the start..

...so many questions ask the KD fan
....but Moosh will not tell us, douche-he-am.

Just to piggy back on what Carrie said, a 300 foot vertical lift would pretty much keep a good half of park goer's from riding. My lord that would be painful...and uncomfortable...and just REEKING of maintainence downtime its opening year....

And what about an elvator lift? Pilgrims Plunge on steriods?