Worst Puke Stories at an amusement park

Just when you thought we'd covered every possible topic on Coasterbuzz.

I'm off to get some biscuits and gravy now.

Working at Hershey Park in the late 70's on the Cyclops, someone spewed when the ride was at full tilt and it splattered a group of people waiting in line to ride...frappp, frappp, frappp. It caused sympathy vomiting by several people in the line. Nice!

Working the Monster there, the worst clean-ups were pizza and walk-away sundaes, lots of nuts. It's amazing that people don't really chew their food, hot dogs were chucked up in large pieces. Got Puke?

Guys mine takes the cake here, Although this isn't puke. My girl friend and i were inline for MF and it was a hot summer day, Like 10 minutes into line my GF says "i don't feel good" i said hold it, it won't take too long. Through out the whole lline it just kept on getting worse and worse. We were coming up the home stretch standing next to the unloading station, and my girlfriend started to cry. I asked her what was wrong and she turned around and the back of both of her pant legs were compleatly brown. this wasn't some chunky stuf either, this was the runny crap that never stops comin out once it starts. By the time she was done there was a little pile of "poo" on the queue. As she started to run for the exit she left a little trail, all the way to the end of the platform. I was stuned, never so embarested in my life. everyone was holding thier nose and looking at me after she got out of line. I stayed in line to get my ride in. my stomach was just turned upside down like 10 times, it was so discusting *** Edited 12/16/2004 1:25:22 PM UTC by MForce Aholic***

Once You Feel the Force You Will never Be The Same
Your girlfriend, whom I supposed you professed to love, had one of the most embarassing moments she will ever have in her life and when she went running you STAYED IN THE LINE AND RODE THE RIDE?

Ladies...we have a real keeper here. Let's keep the line orderly so as to not cause injuries.

she told me to stay in line. She thought i was going to dis-owne her anyway. besides its not like i could do anything anyways. she had to clean up, plus i wasn't going to miss a ride on the sweetest ride of my life after waiting for 2.5 hours. *** Edited 12/16/2004 1:56:37 PM UTC by MForce Aholic***

Once You Feel the Force You Will never Be The Same
Well, you win the thread prize none-the-less. I don't think anyone is topping that story.
Well- I would like to thank:

God- for not compleatly ruining my life that day

&

my girlfriend for this wonderful story.


Once You Feel the Force You Will never Be The Same
I was waiting in line for Millennium Force at the ramp where you go up to the unload station. A couple of really young boys were riding in the back seat and apparently one of them puked while riding and then puked on the stairs on the way out. I found this to be interesting since I figured most people would puke on the coasters with inversions as opposed to the ones that are just plain tall and fast.

Fastball84 said:
I'm ready to hurl right now with some of these stories. You needed to put a disclaimer: Warning! Do not read if you just ate

Is a disclaimer of that type really necessary? Seriously. The thread is titled "Worst Puke Stories at an amusment park". If you can't figure out there will be gross stories in here than a simple disclaimer won't help you.


--George H

I'll tell you one of the best puke stories ever. I was working the spider at Geauga Lake which produces more protein spills per ride than just about any other.

On this particular day the ride wasn't half full but I noticed a young gal about 13 or so starting to turn a pretty green color. I yelled at her to see if she wanted me to stop the ride but she said no.

The next thing I see she is throwing up in a brown paper bag...while on the ride. She gets off the ride, throws the bag in the trash, gets out a zip lock bag that has a wet washcloth in it, wipes off her face and gets back in line.

If all guests could be that prepared..............

LOL.....perfect! She knew her limitations, accepted it, and came up with a plan to deal with them. ;)

--George H

During the Blue Streak Challenge this year at Conneaut, I was amazed to see one team member blow chunks only about 10 laps into the marathon--rookie! He could have at least gone outside the station area to do so, but instead opted to chuck into a small trash can so we could have the pleasure of smelling it each trip around.


Blue Streak Marathon Rider 2003 and 2004 KW Gor_y Park Team Member
Please keep posting funny stuff like this- makes a day at work so much more fun...yeah I know I'm sick!
LOL MFORCE AHOLIC....I probably would of rode too.

Kyle Says: Diamondback was a lot of fun! Made his first time at Kings Island worth it all!

This is nothing gross or anything but it is a memory that sticks out in my mind! Of coarse I was at SFSTL and I was in line for the Boss, I had a little cold and I just had to spit so I leaned over the rail and I spit below but it landed on someone's head who was driving a Go-Kart! And whoever that has been to SFSTL and has been in Batman:The Ride line where all that gum is on the wall right before you go into the sewer thing, never ever sit on the rail there and lean back, cause my friend did that and when he sat back up alot of fresh gum was stuck to his hair and shirt! NASTY! But i was laughing my a$$ off! = P

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Well since Mforce aholic went there. My kids two years ago were standing in line for the kiddie bumper cars at PKI and I notice this kid bouncing up and down. The op opens up to let them all in and he runs to his car and about a six inch lincoln log falls out of his pants and on the floor. The op turns to check the seatbelts and noticed it on the floor, closes the ride and pukes over the railing after trying to clean it up.

The Golden Rule - Try it once and if you don't like you don't have to go on again!
I puked on a ride at Epcot, yes Epcot.

I had lunch at the French restaraunt, and then straight after did this interactive thing where you ride a bike which takes you through a video of magic kingdom at the speed you are pedalling the bike. So I decided to go real fast.

After that I went on this really slow flat barely moving ride where things just appear, and by this time my stomach was starting to churn from bike riding straight after lunch. In the dark, I threw up in between my legs and left a nasty surprise for the next rider.

It may not be the worst story but maybe the most ironic.

The best puke story for me would definately have to be when i saw my seventh grade science teacher have a protein spill after riding steel venom at gl ( or superman's ultimate escape as it was known back then)....ah good times
I worked the Pirate at Kennywood back in the early 80s and I was always surprised at the number of pukes we got at that ride- at least 2 or 3 a day.

3 favorites- mom with 2 kids doesn't look to happy sitting in the back row. She politely opens her purse and spills into it. She walked off like nothing had happened.

Hot, sunny day a guy leans over the side while in full swing and spews salad all over the platform- one end to other.

Late at night, again ride in full swing, kid's face explodes with puke and rains down on everyone else on the ride. After the ride and the screaming stops, everyone leaves. As I'm getting my bucket, the closing announcement comes on. It too me a good half-hour to clean up that one!

MForce A holic......YUCK!


Even me, the person who will wait in line for hours for a ride.....I leave if i have to go :)

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