Woman wants to marry rollercoaster.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 4:55 PM

delan said:
Yikes, I must have deleted my post by mistake.

As if I needed help creating non sequiturs... ;)

I still says "1001 Nachts" is longer than most Hollywood marriages... :)

Last edited by rollergator, Tuesday, August 11, 2009 4:55 PM
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009 7:34 PM

But here's what I think is weird. Do they ever mention that she likes to actually ride the ride? Or does this disorder make her like/love (?) 1001 Nachts only as an object? In the clip I saw she was visiting him in the winter, and although she mentions it had been five months, I think she fails to mention if she has even been on it. Him. Anyway, the off season visit means a better chance to have those private moments all couples like to have. Right?

Ok , I'm trying to find some assurance here that this wack job is NOT a RIDE ENTHUSIAST!! Lord help us if she is.

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009 7:37 PM

I would not want to be sitting next to her when she is riding him.

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009 8:29 PM

Maybe she should be allowed to marry him. Hell, the rides will certainly become less frequent.

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009 10:26 PM

I'm starting to think that this is getting a little one-sided.

Nobody has asked the ride what he thinks of her.

I also heard that the old trabant ride at Cedar Point had her fair share of suitors...

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009 11:08 PM

How long have they been using KY to lubricate the rides...?

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009 11:28 PM

1. I wonder whether she gets jealous of other people riding "him."
2. What happens when she falls out of love and moves on to some other ride? Will 1001 Nacht get all moody and tempermental? Or start acting like a happy swinging bachelor (pun intended)?
3. This story would be even more entertaining if she had the hots for one of the rides that formerly ran at Geauga Lake. Hell hath no fury like a scorned sexual objectivist.

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009 12:00 AM

"Him"? I always though 1000 Nacts was a girl! lol

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009 6:56 AM

RatherGoodBear said:
3. This story would be even more entertaining if she had the hots for one of the rides that formerly ran at Geauga Lake. Hell hath no fury like a scorned sexual objectivist.

Perhaps that explains why those people at Geauga Lake Today are all so angry... :)

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009 11:55 PM

RCMAC said:
Oh my god, that poor thing.

So she's from Allentown- suppose she's been through all the rides at Dorney? Finally had to move on? Once the Joker was removed?

No, wait. My guess is Cedar Fair ain't havin it. "ma'am?..please do not make out with the ri...ma'am?...Ma'am?... DO NOT make out with the ride..."

Oh man...if I have sat in a seat that she licked or molested in some way...*gagretchchoke* I officially have the willies now. Thank you for that, RCMAC. :P

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 10:26 AM

I am afraid to click the link and not because I think Hansen is on the other side of it.

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 11:27 AM

^^ I had to laugh when I read RCMAC's Cedar Fair comment. Now I'm trying to picture the "Do Not Make Out With the Rides Sign" from the same people who brought us the "Do Not Leap Over 6 Other People Sign."

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 11:47 AM

I have so many great jokes about this, however none of them are clean enough to post. :)

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Thursday, August 13, 2009 11:59 AM

You're all so very welcome.

And ApolloAndy, I'm afraid no Hansen this time, although this once he might have been preferable. Nope- this one is legit.

This little story has occupied my thoughts for a while now and i've told just about everybody i know. Now, I'm all for everyone being happy and doing their own thing provided that it causes no harm, but this time i have to ask - who, please, is looking out for these innocent rides that can't speak for themselves?

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:56 AM

If this woman were to...um...well, ride this ride and it had an accident like that Rainbow ride did, would that mean it dumped her? Tee hee...sorry. Heinous. People got hurt on that. I'll try and hold it back...I'm sorry again cuz I can't do it. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 10:23 AM

I wonder how the guy feels. Ya know, the one she left for a better ride. ;)

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:20 PM

Did anyone else see the whole program? She's also in love with the communion rail and the organ at the church she attends. She's named the organ Paul.

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:49 PM

An organ named Paul?

I am not even gonna go there. :)

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Saturday, August 15, 2009 9:51 PM

Um... uh... last two time I have been to Knoebels 1001 Nachts has been down, I wonder if they are getting it ready for the wedding?

I always assumed the ride to be female... as being from German the translation is Die 1001 Nachts. Die is the feminine pronoun - and not to mention the frist few seasons there were topless women on the backwall scenery (which has since been removed). I know the younger kids always got a kick out of the booby ride!

**And I just realized... no my signature has nothing to do with this sort of attraction toward coasters! LMAO**

Last edited by phoenixphan :-), Saturday, August 15, 2009 9:58 PM
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Saturday, August 15, 2009 10:12 PM

Die is also used in German for any gender plural of THE, so it doesn't denote gender necessarily, but nacht IS feminine.

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