Woman wants to marry rollercoaster.

My bad. :)

Coaster Junkie from NH
I drive in & out of Boston, so I ride coasters to relax!

It takes a lot to get a WTF out of me, but this one takes the cake.

And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

Wedding cake that is.

Before you can be older and wiser you first have to be young and stupid.

1001 Nachts? Does she have no self esteem? At least fall for a ride that has roots and isn't descended from gypsies.

John

Couldn't se want to marry something half decent, like the Yankee Cannonball?

Oops. Tnhn she'd be try to marry my lover! :)

Coaster Junkie from NH
I drive in & out of Boston, so I ride coasters to relax!

I would feel dirty riding a coaster that was married.

This reminds me of a story I saw a while back about a guy who wanted to marry his Mustang, Sally.

He listed her place of birth as Detroit, her father as Henry Ford, and her. blood type as 10W-30. The good news is that he was denied.

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Coaster Junkie from NH
I drive in & out of Boston, so I ride coasters to relax!

Does this mean if you marry SOB or Mean Streak you like abusive relationships?

Sure does add a new twist tothe song Love RollerCoaster:Say What?

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-Mark

You're all just pissed off because nobody's ever told you that they like the roundness of your counterweights and the sleekness of your gondola.

I wonder if the guy who cornered me at SFA due to my CP t-shirt and spent 20 minutes telling me how "Maggie" is his wife is one of these people?

And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

Mamoosh said:
'tis a slippery slope, people. First humans and rides, then what?

Reminds me of the Ellen stand up about her marrying a goat. Classic. "But Billy and I are in love! You'd never understand!"

I give this marriage less than three years...

;)

I can list 1001 things that could go wrong with this marrage.

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

CP Chris said:
I wonder if the guy who cornered me at SFA due to my CP t-shirt and spent 20 minutes telling me how "Maggie" is his wife is one of these people?

I ran into this guy at KD. What a nut job.

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Before you can be older and wiser you first have to be young and stupid.

^I'd marry a Mister Freeze - but they're both in States that don't go in for that sort of thing. ;)

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There is always "Mr twister"......lol

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I'll never think of lubrication the same way again.

I vote this to be the funniest thread of all time. Ever.

I'm still waiting for Tina to chime in. :)

edit for content...lol

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Mamoosh said:
'tis a slippery slope, people. First humans and rides, then what?

Humans and water slides? Now those are slippery slopes.

rollergator said:
^I'd marry a Mister Freeze - but they're both in States that don't go in for that sort of thing. ;)

Yikes, I must have deleted my post by mistake. But she is a re'tard (Hangover reference) She should have chosen Kingda Ka or any other coaster with a tophat!!

You wanna talk about slipery slopes, try an ice-covered hill in ski season.

now THAT'S a slippery slope. :)

Coaster Junkie from NH
I drive in & out of Boston, so I ride coasters to relax!