Woman wants to marry rollercoaster.

My bad. :)

It takes a lot to get a WTF out of me, but this one takes the cake.

Wedding cake that is.

1001 Nachts? Does she have no self esteem? At least fall for a ride that has roots and isn't descended from gypsies.

Couldn't se want to marry something half decent, like the Yankee Cannonball?

Oops. Tnhn she'd be try to marry my lover! :)

I would feel dirty riding a coaster that was married.

This reminds me of a story I saw a while back about a guy who wanted to marry his Mustang, Sally.

He listed her place of birth as Detroit, her father as Henry Ford, and her. blood type as 10W-30. The good news is that he was denied.

Does this mean if you marry SOB or Mean Streak you like abusive relationships?

Sure does add a new twist tothe song Love RollerCoaster:Say What?

You're all just pissed off because nobody's ever told you that they like the roundness of your counterweights and the sleekness of your gondola.

I wonder if the guy who cornered me at SFA due to my CP t-shirt and spent 20 minutes telling me how "Maggie" is his wife is one of these people?

Mamoosh said:
'tis a slippery slope, people. First humans and rides, then what?

Reminds me of the Ellen stand up about her marrying a goat. Classic. "But Billy and I are in love! You'd never understand!"

I give this marriage less than three years...

;)

I can list 1001 things that could go wrong with this marrage.

CP Chris said:
I wonder if the guy who cornered me at SFA due to my CP t-shirt and spent 20 minutes telling me how "Maggie" is his wife is one of these people?

I ran into this guy at KD. What a nut job.

^I'd marry a Mister Freeze - but they're both in States that don't go in for that sort of thing. ;)

There is always "Mr twister"......lol

I'll never think of lubrication the same way again.

I vote this to be the funniest thread of all time. Ever.

I'm still waiting for Tina to chime in. :)

edit for content...lol

Mamoosh said:
'tis a slippery slope, people. First humans and rides, then what?

Humans and water slides? Now those are slippery slopes.

rollergator said:
^I'd marry a Mister Freeze - but they're both in States that don't go in for that sort of thing. ;)

Yikes, I must have deleted my post by mistake. But she is a re'tard (Hangover reference) She should have chosen Kingda Ka or any other coaster with a tophat!!

You wanna talk about slipery slopes, try an ice-covered hill in ski season.

now THAT'S a slippery slope. :)