Why does barf = "minor technical difficulties"?

Set the women straight
and pray that the men are not.
That is how I roll.

Last edited by Mamoosh,

Too few syllables
In Moosh's line number two
Makes for bad haiku

Hobbes: "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?"
Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."

Someone puked up lunch

Now we have to clean it up

Dumb questions don't help

there's now a delay

it's for technical issues

no I don't smell that

I want to ride this

You get nothing and like it

See chunks on the ride

You have disturbed the forbidden temple, now-you-will-pay!!!

Vomit hurl barf puke
technical difficulties
means bad smells ahead

Last edited by rollergator,

I fixed my haiku.
Now the second line is fine.
Thanks so much Andy.

barf on Coaster ride

Swine Flu from many pork rinds

Brings pleasure to us...

(yeah, that sucked....

;)

Great Lakes Brewery Patron...

-Mark

Oh brother! Here we haiku again....

This means the thread's going downhill FAST! :)

Coaster Junkie from NH
I drive in & out of Boston, so I ride coasters to relax!

^

Haiku? I think not

Must reevaluate rules

Try again, and soon

^ Sorry, I'm new at this :-)

A lot of Fresh Puke

Needs to be cleaned really soon

Would you like to help?

"We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us."
-Joseph Campbell

walked under the ride

technical problems today

now I need to bathe

This topic won't end!
Please, man, stick a fork in it.
It's done and over!

"If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins." --- Benjamin Franklin

no need to stop now

haiku rocks the coaster world

better than prozac

I hear they're covering Willie Nelson tunes over on the Pennsylvania Parks thread . . . ;)

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New excuse for boss
"Technical difficulties"
When you drink too much.

I'm in love, dude.

This is a history report, not a babe report.

Dude, those are historical babes!

;)

-Tina

Last edited by coasterqueenTRN,

This thread should be temporarily closed due to minor haiku difficulties.

At least nobody's barfed yet . . .

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