Why does barf = "minor technical difficulties"?

Thursday, April 30, 2009 5:22 PM
Mamoosh's avatar

Set the women straight
and pray that the men are not.
That is how I roll.

Last edited by Mamoosh, Friday, May 1, 2009 4:56 PM
Friday, May 1, 2009 11:50 AM
ApolloAndy's avatar

Too few syllables
In Moosh's line number two
Makes for bad haiku

Hobbes: "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?"
Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."

Friday, May 1, 2009 2:58 PM

Someone puked up lunch

Now we have to clean it up

Dumb questions don't help

Friday, May 1, 2009 3:06 PM

there's now a delay

it's for technical issues

no I don't smell that

Friday, May 1, 2009 3:42 PM

I want to ride this

You get nothing and like it

See chunks on the ride

You have disturbed the forbidden temple, now-you-will-pay!!!

Friday, May 1, 2009 3:52 PM
rollergator's avatar

Vomit hurl barf puke
technical difficulties
means bad smells ahead

Last edited by rollergator, Friday, May 1, 2009 6:59 PM
Friday, May 1, 2009 4:57 PM
Mamoosh's avatar

I fixed my haiku.
Now the second line is fine.
Thanks so much Andy.

Friday, May 1, 2009 6:52 PM

barf on Coaster ride

Swine Flu from many pork rinds

Brings pleasure to us...

(yeah, that sucked....


Great Lakes Brewery Patron...


Friday, May 1, 2009 7:10 PM

Oh brother! Here we haiku again....

This means the thread's going downhill FAST! :)

Coaster Junkie from NH
I drive in & out of Boston, so I ride coasters to relax!

Friday, May 1, 2009 8:13 PM


Haiku? I think not

Must reevaluate rules

Try again, and soon

Friday, May 1, 2009 8:15 PM

^ Sorry, I'm new at this :-)

Friday, May 1, 2009 9:50 PM
WildStangAlex's avatar

A lot of Fresh Puke

Needs to be cleaned really soon

Would you like to help?

"We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us."
-Joseph Campbell

Friday, May 1, 2009 10:19 PM
sws's avatar

walked under the ride

technical problems today

now I need to bathe

Friday, May 1, 2009 10:41 PM
Carrie M.'s avatar

This topic won't end!
Please, man, stick a fork in it.
It's done and over!

"If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins." --- Benjamin Franklin

Friday, May 1, 2009 10:48 PM
sws's avatar

no need to stop now

haiku rocks the coaster world

better than prozac

Friday, May 1, 2009 10:51 PM

I hear they're covering Willie Nelson tunes over on the Pennsylvania Parks thread . . . ;)

My author website: mgrantroberts.com

Friday, May 1, 2009 11:50 PM

New excuse for boss
"Technical difficulties"
When you drink too much.

Sunday, May 3, 2009 4:18 AM
coasterqueenTRN's avatar

I'm in love, dude.

This is a history report, not a babe report.

Dude, those are historical babes!



Last edited by coasterqueenTRN, Sunday, May 3, 2009 4:23 AM
Sunday, May 3, 2009 10:25 AM

This thread should be temporarily closed due to minor haiku difficulties.

Sunday, May 3, 2009 10:31 AM

At least nobody's barfed yet . . .

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