Why does barf = "minor technical difficulties"?

Set the women straight
and pray that the men are not.
That is how I roll.

Too few syllables
In Moosh's line number two
Makes for bad haiku

Someone puked up lunch

Now we have to clean it up

Dumb questions don't help

there's now a delay

it's for technical issues

no I don't smell that

I want to ride this

You get nothing and like it

See chunks on the ride

Vomit hurl barf puke
technical difficulties
means bad smells ahead

I fixed my haiku.
Now the second line is fine.
Thanks so much Andy.

barf on Coaster ride

Swine Flu from many pork rinds

Brings pleasure to us...

(yeah, that sucked....

;)

Oh brother! Here we haiku again....

This means the thread's going downhill FAST! :)

^

Haiku? I think not

Must reevaluate rules

Try again, and soon

^ Sorry, I'm new at this :-)

A lot of Fresh Puke

Needs to be cleaned really soon

Would you like to help?

walked under the ride

technical problems today

now I need to bathe

This topic won't end!
Please, man, stick a fork in it.
It's done and over!

no need to stop now

haiku rocks the coaster world

better than prozac

I hear they're covering Willie Nelson tunes over on the Pennsylvania Parks thread . . . ;)

New excuse for boss
"Technical difficulties"
When you drink too much.

I'm in love, dude.

This is a history report, not a babe report.

Dude, those are historical babes!

;)

-Tina

This thread should be temporarily closed due to minor haiku difficulties.

At least nobody's barfed yet . . .