Unfortunately I have to keep the hand down.. (the ADHD bug presented itself in High school.)
hell I used to be so forgetfull I would raid the frig after school and accidentally put my books in the fridge.. talk about no short term memory !
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"The Moose says your closed, I say your open"! Chevy Chase-Vacation
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- "I used to be in the audio/visual club, but I was kicked out because of my views on Vietnam........and I was stealing projectors" - Homer Simpson
ApolloAndy said:
While we're witch hunting: I think 'Moosh is CPNut. I mean he cleverly posted ~2280 posts in a thread and then deleted it to throw us off the trail. And that picture?
Ha....I think not. Someone recently accused me of being CPNUT. I got a big laugh out of that one. Yes, I signed up to troll only to expose myself immediately after starting! It makes so much sense ;) I don't know about Moosh, though.... :)
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- "I used to be in the audio/visual club, but I was kicked out because of my views on Vietnam........and I was stealing projectors" - Homer Simpson
SOB_TOM said:
jimmybob, I got two types, Log Cabin and Miss Butterworths. Which would ya like?
Mrs. Butterworths, thank you! :)
Geez, I go away for a couple of hours and the thread has already added 2 more pages. Sheesh. Time to go catch up...
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My K'Nex Coasters
Coming to Wyandot Lake in 2003: Hi-Striker's Revenge
A whole page and a half have gone by without a post from me? I hate when I have to do work at work. Argh. So, an observation, who knew there were so many of us who work on the administrative side of academia? Interesting. Hmm, not really I guess.
Moosh: I would appreciate if in the future you would include APA style reference when you *recycle* material... http://www.coasterbuzz.com/forums/thread.asp?ForumID=11&TopicID=28299 ...particularly mine. ;)
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Off the coaster topic but on the college topic:
1) Out of touch faculty: 3 times over the course of two years I had to explain to the then director of Education how to calculate a student's GPA ("No... you don't just looked at courses passed. Failed courses DO figure into the GPA")
2) Whiny students: A student reported the wrong SSN and then actually threatened legal actions when he saw that it was on his records incorrectly... even though it was on his Admissions form, incorrectly, in his own hand writing.
3) Arrogant Faculty: Faculty forget to turn in their grades for the semester (all 5 sections of them) and can't turn them in because they have left the country on break and can't understand why this is a problem. Hmmmm... let me see... if I take their class, can I forget to turn in my assignments with out any ill effects?
4) Arrogant Management / Admin: I actually had a person say once... "Yes, perhaps Mr.Smith [not his real name] did it this way, and perhaps his way was better... but Mr.Smith is not here anymore. We will do it my way."
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Academia: Rhymes with "Macademia", as in nuts.
redman822 said:
CP Silly,
If you keep spazzing out every time pancakes are mentioned, everyone will continue to think you are CPNoNuts...The pancake references within this thread have not mentioned you as far as I can remember (especially the ones on this page.)...
By your posts recently, I was starting to believe you, but with your outburst, you took two steps backward in credibility...
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I think the pancake thing is hysterical and I hope it keeps up. I didn't spazz at all. You took it wrong. Read my post over, it basically says oh well I'm hanging out and posting when I want to (I've done nothin to get booted) and ignore the abuse or throw a little back ;) If I was so upset why would I have made reference to Waffles? I thought that it was kinda funny. Anway, the following are the quotes I'm referring to when I wrote "What's wrong with you people ..... blah blah blah. Here it is from like a page ago.
From Peabody: "Where's CPNUT when you need him, huh?
Roller Junkie's Reply: "He's here. Check the other pages. He goes by the name "CP Silly". And he's trying to win us back.....yadda yadda.
So yes, I was mentioned. As for pancakes..... have at it!
P.S. May we call them flapjacks also? I hear chocolate chip ones are really good.
Gotta go crisis at work, :() . Have a good day guys.
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...Agghh, gimme a break will ya?
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Welcome to the New & Improved Coasterbuzz...tomfoolery allowed!
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Peabody said:
Yes, I signed up to troll only to expose myself immediately after starting!
Hey! No exposing yourself! This is a family site, not a site for making familes.
lata, jeremy (WARNING: Obscure movie quote ahead)
1: Mo-per-ry? What's Mo-per-ry?
2. Mo-per-ry is exposing your self to a blind person.
Now THAT is comedy, jb.....
I *will* be watching my beloved B*** on S*** for sure. Didn't even make WA (rollercoaster park) last Sunday so I could watch my B**** beat up on D*** M**** and the P*** Iggles...(oops, I guess the NFL doesn't recognize Iggles as their intellectual property)...you know, the team from the City of Bortherly Love...(wow, I guess that little nickname got past the *anal* censors, huh?)...;)
Since this thread is covering all sorts of topics...
How 'bout that **********? Anybody have any picks for the ********** this Sunday? Can you even say ********** without paying a fine?
Jim
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[Note: I accidentally deleted the post after gator had replied. Reposted so his would make sense. If this has you totally confused, I suggest you eat a few more pancakes and reread it :)]
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Too late there, Mr. Tagliabue....and now everyone think I hit women...quite the opposite, I assure you....;)
That was supposed to mention a Quarterback from Syracuse (ah, NCAA is so much easier on those restrictions)...goes by the name of the Hurdy Gurdy Man....and his last name is similar to a fast food restaurant that was recently absolved of making people overweight....score one for individual responsibility...;)
Donovan McNabb...;) Oh no, here comes the NFL *goon squad*....I swear I didn't rebroadcast without permi.......
Ya know guys, I am seriously going to have to quit my job to stay up with this thread. I went to bed at 3 AM last night after 11 pages. I get home 12 hours later and it has skrocketed into 15 pages of "fiflth" (Five to the filthy power)
And Gator what happened to all trhose Florida football teams? Did some farm boys show them how to play football or what?
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Coming in 2003-The Spawn Of Magnum!
Ode to the offseason:
Offseason Offseason what shall I do? Who cares the sun is still shining the sky is still blue! GET A LIFE!
Sapp said it best...."how awful is it that the BEST football state in the country hasn't had a a team in the Super Bowl since the Dolphins got beat by the Redskins"....trust me, my guys WILL show up on Sunday....and as much as I like Al Davis (don't tell me you're surprised by that), he's no Gavin Maloof, or even Mark Cuban, and his team WILL go down.....;)
GO BUCS.....Tampa Bay roXor!!!111!!!
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Operation Wicked Twister
Goal: Lose enough weight (50lbs) to ride Wicked Twister in 2K3
Progress: 14 pounds since 1-1-2003
Closed topic.