Six Flags sends poor people to the back of the Bus (or coaster train)

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You guys are gonna pissed when I break out a Flashpass themed sestina and put all of your haiku to shame.
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What's the plural form
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Firefox didn't recognize "haikus."

You guys are gonna pissed when I break out a Flashpass themed sestina and put all of your haiku to shame.

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Spinout said:

...If they are worried about getting more people into the park early in the season, try to have the new ride open right on opening day...

What the GP people might think is that this line is just too long ...The amusement park is just so crowded. Instead of people thinking, we need a Flash Pass, they might think let's not come back here anymore. The lines are too long, and you only get a 2 minute ride, and it's just not worth it...


Two very good ideas here, Spinout. It would be an ingenious idea for parks to have the new ride open at opening day. I like this idea. Is it reasonable to expect? It is an awesome idea to help the early season with attendance!

Also you say that maybe some people are so turned off by the long lines that Flash Pass is creating that they will simply not go again. I'll take it a step further and say that I simply choose another park instead.


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