I think people with bad toe nail fungus should not be allowed to wear sandals in the park.
I think women who don't shave their legs should be required to wear pants.
I think people who have bad leg veins should be required to cover them up.
If your thighs are wider than your waist you should not wear daisy dukes.
If your legs are so skinny and white that they could pass for cue sticks...they shouldn't be visible.
If you have corns or bunions you should not be allowed to be barefoot in the waterpark.
If you have knobby knees, we should not be subjected to them.
If your butt cheeks hang out of your shorts then you can't come in.
If I can see your underwear (or your thong) you will be required to pull up your shorts/pants and wear a belt.
If I cannot tell where your torso stops and your butt starts you will be required to wear a one piece bathing suit while on the beach.
Now you see, doesn't this all sound a little ridiculous? Don't get me started on everything above the neck.
For men and women both the minimum should be a tank top. Anything less than that (shirtless or bikini tops) is more than I wanna see at an amusement park. Granted there are always exceptions for hotties, but obviously something like that isn't realistic.
Bikini tops and/or going shirtless is fine for a water park or water rides, but beyond that, keep it respectable folks.
RE Wahoo: You just listed off the admission requirements for the park the hag and I are going to build some day ;) lol. *** Edited 4/27/2004 2:07:27 PM UTC by TiggerMan***
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coasterqueenTRN said:
I am going to have nightmares about sweaty, naked coaster people at Gonch's house. :-O
So you don't want an invitation?
Wahoo Skipper said:If your butt cheeks hang out of your shorts then you can't come in.
Hey! As a big fan of the female posterior (in almost all of it's many forms), I have to say that there are times when this look is appreciated :)
wahoo skipper said:
If I can see your underwear (or your thong) you will be required to pull up your shorts/pants and wear a belt.
This one too Gonch, as it usually goes hand-in-hand with the previous one ;) *** Edited 4/27/2004 4:46:58 PM UTC by Impulse-ive***
As far as shirtless, I had to take off my (soaking wet) shirt at Dollywood to change into my ThunderHead polo....thanks to Joseph! ;)
Seriously though, in MY park....No shirt, NO rides...if ya wanna be half-nekkid, go to the waterpark! ;) If ya wanna be ALL nekkid, then ya gotta go to the nightclub (picture CityWalk absolutely COVERED with foam)...:)
Antuan said:
You done stole Simon's line. That's...just...LOW!!
Ahh...I have the episode on tape, was hoping for another "Wardrobe Mal-FUN-ction"(and not the "bathing suit malfunction, not a ped here;)).
And Tina, I aim to please;).
Speaking of Wardrobe Malfunctions, even if Janet were to go topless @ a theme park, I'd still have a bit of a problem with even that(after I stood there, dumbfounded, jaw dropped, tounge hanging out with a Tee Pee goin on;)).
okay, so now I've gone too far...:)
rollergator said:
Seriously though, in MY park....No shirt, NO rides...if ya wanna be half-nekkid, go to the waterpark! If ya wanna be ALL nekkid, then ya gotta go to the nightclub (picture CityWalk absolutely COVERED with foam)...
Woohoo! Now you're talking! I wanna go to Bill's park. ;-)
-Tina
TTD was built, TTD was broke, TTD is alive.
What should be banned are men's speedos at waterparks. My wife and I went to Blizzard Beach and saw a guy wearing a speedo, and a thick gold chain around his ankle. He was either very Greek or very Italian- very hairy legs. We felt sorry for his kids!
rollergator said:
mOOSH was just drooling ALL over himself...;)
Are you sure he was drooling about the girls or guys they were with. ;) OUCH!
And to who ever complained about the guy in speedos at the WDW waterpark, that's what the foreigners wear. They make FUN OF US for our "long britches".
-SS
JC...someday, ahhhh :)
LOL - that'll shut you up for a few seconds. :)
Joe "nah, better just be me" C.
Note: I'm really not being serious. I'm not as arrogant as I seem. Ah what the hell, yes I am.
:)
I'm too modest to take my shirt off at a park anyway. I will at waterparks, but the fat people there make me feel so good about myself that the modesty is just gone.
Closed topic.