shirtless in parks-how do you feel

Would it be ok for a man to wear a bikini top? The mankini is going to be a big hit.

There is nothing wrong with showing your pecs in public!

There's a difference between "pecs" and "man boobs."

We are concentrating so much on the top half of the body.

I think people with bad toe nail fungus should not be allowed to wear sandals in the park.

I think women who don't shave their legs should be required to wear pants.

I think people who have bad leg veins should be required to cover them up.

If your thighs are wider than your waist you should not wear daisy dukes.

If your legs are so skinny and white that they could pass for cue sticks...they shouldn't be visible.

If you have corns or bunions you should not be allowed to be barefoot in the waterpark.

If you have knobby knees, we should not be subjected to them.

If your butt cheeks hang out of your shorts then you can't come in.

If I can see your underwear (or your thong) you will be required to pull up your shorts/pants and wear a belt.

If I cannot tell where your torso stops and your butt starts you will be required to wear a one piece bathing suit while on the beach.

Now you see, doesn't this all sound a little ridiculous? Don't get me started on everything above the neck.

If I want to ogle half-nekkid men I'll do it online thank you. ;)

For men and women both the minimum should be a tank top. Anything less than that (shirtless or bikini tops) is more than I wanna see at an amusement park. Granted there are always exceptions for hotties, but obviously something like that isn't realistic.

Bikini tops and/or going shirtless is fine for a water park or water rides, but beyond that, keep it respectable folks.

RE Wahoo: You just listed off the admission requirements for the park the hag and I are going to build some day ;) lol. *** Edited 4/27/2004 2:07:27 PM UTC by TiggerMan***

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coasterqueenTRN said:

I am going to have nightmares about sweaty, naked coaster people at Gonch's house. :-O

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So you don't want an invitation?

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Wahoo Skipper said:

If your butt cheeks hang out of your shorts then you can't come in.

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Hey! As a big fan of the female posterior (in almost all of it's many forms), I have to say that there are times when this look is appreciated :)

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wahoo skipper said:
If I can see your underwear (or your thong) you will be required to pull up your shorts/pants and wear a belt.

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This one too Gonch, as it usually goes hand-in-hand with the previous one ;) *** Edited 4/27/2004 4:46:58 PM UTC by Impulse-ive***

Probably the ONLY thread where it's appropriate for me to mention the bikini-clad young girls hanging out at Trimper's in Ocean City, Md....mOOSH was just drooling ALL over himself...;)

As far as shirtless, I had to take off my (soaking wet) shirt at Dollywood to change into my ThunderHead polo....thanks to Joseph! ;)

Seriously though, in MY park....No shirt, NO rides...if ya wanna be half-nekkid, go to the waterpark! ;) If ya wanna be ALL nekkid, then ya gotta go to the nightclub (picture CityWalk absolutely COVERED with foam)...:)

Hold on....a CP employee yelling at the guests??? Did I miss something?

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Antuan said:
You done stole Simon's line. That's...just...LOW!!

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Ahh...I have the episode on tape, was hoping for another "Wardrobe Mal-FUN-ction"(and not the "bathing suit malfunction, not a ped here;)).

And Tina, I aim to please;).

Speaking of Wardrobe Malfunctions, even if Janet were to go topless @ a theme park, I'd still have a bit of a problem with even that(after I stood there, dumbfounded, jaw dropped, tounge hanging out with a Tee Pee goin on;)).

okay, so now I've gone too far...:)

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rollergator said:

Seriously though, in MY park....No shirt, NO rides...if ya wanna be half-nekkid, go to the waterpark! If ya wanna be ALL nekkid, then ya gotta go to the nightclub (picture CityWalk absolutely COVERED with foam)...

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Woohoo! Now you're talking! I wanna go to Bill's park. ;-)

-Tina

If you whant to walk with a shirt off in the midway thats fine but keep them on while your in a resturants. The "fat" doesn't bother me but peoples back peelings getting all over my food does.

Back-peelings getting in your food.. oh my, this thread went from imagining the gross to visualizing the grotesque.

I would rather see a guy shirtless on the midway, than a guy wearing one of those white "wife beater" tank tops- those are trashy. Bikini tops for women on the midway- why not, on a ride like TTD, we could all be in for a free show! :)

What should be banned are men's speedos at waterparks. My wife and I went to Blizzard Beach and saw a guy wearing a speedo, and a thick gold chain around his ankle. He was either very Greek or very Italian- very hairy legs. We felt sorry for his kids!

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rollergator said:
mOOSH was just drooling ALL over himself...;)

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Are you sure he was drooling about the girls or guys they were with. ;) OUCH!

And to who ever complained about the guy in speedos at the WDW waterpark, that's what the foreigners wear. They make FUN OF US for our "long britches".

-SS

I'm in the club that says only hot guys can take off their shirts. No one else. In fact, everyone else has to wear long sleeve shirts and pants at all times.

JC...someday, ahhhh :)

So who all here on the board are you allowing to "take off their shirts" Legendary?

LOL - that'll shut you up for a few seconds. :)

Besides me? Keith. :)

Joe "nah, better just be me" C.

Note: I'm really not being serious. I'm not as arrogant as I seem. Ah what the hell, yes I am.

Well you're almost as arrogant as CPlaya and me, but not quite. You're getting close though.

:)

I'm too modest to take my shirt off at a park anyway. I will at waterparks, but the fat people there make me feel so good about myself that the modesty is just gone.

I agree.........just let the hot guys walk around without shirts, Joe and Keith included. ;-) Hee hee.

-Tina