New park... Charmland!

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Chill, Im a big boy :) and it's nice to see a sence of humor on this board for a change.

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That's it Chuck. Someone needs to buy you a dictionary for Christmas or your birthday. It's spelled "sense".

Anyway, Charmland was very clever. I like that one of the rides had to end in 'hawk.' I'm glad that I'm not the only one whose getting annoyed by the word 'hawk' being tacked onto the end of so many ride titles.

Clearly, there has to be someone at Cedar Fair who can do better, or maybe there's no incentive?

Hey, this MUST be a joke right? I mean interstates that run North-South are supposed to be odd numbers and the ones that run East-West should be even. Someone must be pulling our legs here! ;)

http://www.coasterbuzz.com/charmland/directions.html

I dunno, something makes me **** my pants reading "Holliday Nature Trail to Hell Toddler"....

I can't say how much I love this site...

I agree about the trees being too far from the rides. What fun is an ultimate frisbee ride if there's no chance you'll ram into a sturdy oak or maple, backwards?

You know, there probably would be a decent market for Charmland attire and other memorabilia. Especially if it features "Lighty the Lightpost."

So, how many ride credits can we get out of this place and when's opening day?

As long as I can snap the tire swing. I'll be fine :)

Chuck

I'm guessing since Cedar Fair hasn't bought the park yet, you can still ride the High Speed Thrill Slide forwards or backwards.

What about face first? Man if we put a little upturn at the end, imagine the air time!

Reminds me of the time I took my four-year-old daughter to the playground in the middle of winter. Two ingredients: (1) slick, ice-covered slide, and (2) snow pants.

She shot down that thing like a luge run and when she hit the bottom she zipped across the snow for forty feet more.

And she wanted to do it again. (Dad had to say no.)

Daddy was also probably mad he didn't wear his snow pants so he could do it too! :)

I went down a Giant Slide (Old stile with three big hills) On wax paper. Two broken toes, a broken and sprain ankle and Im still feeling it 30 years later.

Chuck, ways whats even better was the owners son going down it on both a ice block cut out of the herschell boat pond and cardboard in a heavy rain. he broke his back on the latter.
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We clearly need to start a petition to get Lighty the Lightpost t-shirts.

Love the FAQ page!

Welcome to my world ... I just got my first "where's the Banshee?" email of the season. It's like the first robin of spring: "Bring back the Banshee!" :)

Paula

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Mamoosh said:
Daddy was also probably mad he didn't wear his snow pants so he could do it too! :)

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Good guess. :D

So me and Moosh are the only people who have seen Mean Girls?

Nah, you're just the only two lame enough to reference it. ;)

Meh. This park sucks ever since they removed the see-saw for Swinghawk.

And $5 for test your strength? Hell no. I bring my own games and play them in the parking lot for free. Sure it takes 2 hours out of my day, but I save upwards of 75 cents.

How cute..

Don't try to be sneaky Paula, we know you have the Banshee hidden somewhere! ;)

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Jeff said:
So me and Moosh are the only people who have seen Mean Girls?

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Add me to the list who have seen it. I will blame my daughter to get me to watch it, but hey, I enjoyed the eye candy. :)