New park... Charmland!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:52 PM
Yep, it's opening this year. Check it out!
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:58 PM
Oh man, thats it Im not activating my CF Platnum Pass now (and getting a refund) $250 for a SP to Charmland is so much more worth it! I cant wait for it to open for the season!
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 10:01 PM
LOVE the mascot.

Every good park needs a mascot.

Or Dolly. ROFLMAO.... :)

Tuesday, April 1, 2008 10:01 PM
Hot damn!
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 10:15 PM
Lighty The Lightpost - friggin' awesome. :)
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 10:28 PM
Actually Lighty is a blight on this otherwise charming park. He is a notorious light polluter and distracts from all the gorgeous natural beauty around him.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 10:30 PM
I hate charmland, all they do is cut down their roller coasters for more trees and pour more dirt paths. It’s nothing more than a dirt jungle.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 10:46 PM
I was hoping for a "Bench: The Ride" clone. Here's hoping for 2009. *** Edited 4/2/2008 2:47:54 AM UTC by otterkpr***
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 10:52 PM
Looks nice...but where's the atmosphere? :)
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 10:55 PM
I think Gonch has nightmares about parks like this.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:06 PM
LOL! Glad you got that in before midnight, Jeff.

Good lord! I just realized all those buttons were active. So that's what you were working on all day... Man is that freakin' funny. :) *** Edited 4/2/2008 3:11:51 AM UTC by Ensign Smith***

Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:16 PM
Is this the new format of the site you've been working on? Or is this just the reason I haven't been able to listen to pod casts over the past few weeks?

Either way that Frisbee looks awesome. Bet the reliability is a nightmare though...

Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:20 PM
Hold on Jeff. The topic title says new park but in the news section , Charmland will be operating its 10th season.

What gives? :) *** Edited 4/2/2008 3:21:15 AM UTC by Chitown***

Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:29 PM

Neuski said:
I think Gonch has nightmares about parks like this.

Well, you have to admit that it looks pretty dull for an amusement park.

However, for a relaxing day spending time with nature, Charmland can't be beat.

Not sure I'd pay to walk around the woods, though...

...ok, Swinghawk looks kinda fun. :)

Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:39 PM
Shouldn't this be in "news"?

Very funny:) , but I wonder if Chuck will get a season pass. *** Edited 4/2/2008 3:45:42 AM UTC by Riverview Mike***

Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:46 PM
Do you charge extra for the mosquitos or are are they considered prizes...

you know, new marketing slogan...ticks are for kids!

Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:20 AM
On one hand I found this extremely funny. On the other hand I thought it was an extremely personal attack aimed at somebody.

I'm not gonna name any names, just incase I am reading way too far into this.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008 12:43 AM
"Owners Gutting Charmland's Atmosphere...Just like Knoebels"
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 1:04 AM
Dammit! They took out the flyers! Guess I'm going to have to boycott this park too! Corporate bast*rds!
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 1:09 AM
Well, even though

(1) Jeff has presented (comically) an absolute case for his argument, and

(2) Despite the fact that he has maintained he doesn't personally trade in absolutes, and

(3) No one anywhere here, ever, has said that they want an amusement park without rides,

It's best to keep a sense of humor about it.

And I don't know if this was aimed at me or Nungester or somebody else. But it's still funny.


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