My journey through life as an enthusiast.

Sounds like a real cat-ass-trophe!

That's a perrrrfect place to put a cat.

I know that even a discussion like this is susceptible to this kind of detour in topic.

What I'm wondering is how many degrees of separation is it between my childhood memories and a cat being stuck up someones butt. I'm hoping there's at least a little bit of distance there.

Threads like this one are like a modern version of the old Telephone game you'd play in school.

Ensign Smith said:
Sounds like a real cat-ass-trophe!

Seriously. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room.

Sorry, I couldn't help but google it. What I found needs to be shared...

Cat Ass Trophy

Never apologize for Googling something...

Raven-Phile said:
Seriously. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room.

Having spent most of my professional career working in ERs, you'd be amazed at the variety of objects I've had to remove from people's asses. I always save copies of the x-rays and include them in my Christmas cards every year. My favorite was a guy with a remote control stuck up his ass. Every time he farted, his TV changed channels.

I just have to ask... How does a cat fit into ones butt? How does one get the cat to go in there without clawing the crap out of their insides? It doesn't sound possible.

The biggest question I have is, why would someone do that? I mean, I love my cat and all, but I have limitations on how intimate I get with my pets. That's just not right.

Some people put it there to claw the crap out of their insides.

Cheaper than an enema.

And more cuddly.

"One time he gotta Planet of the Apes doll stuck up his a**hole." --Captain Spaulding

LostKause said:
I just have to ask... How does a cat fit into ones butt? How does one get the cat to go in there without clawing the crap out of their insides? It doesn't sound possible.

That's not even the half of it!

So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off ?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out ?" My cousin was a weird guy...

Google Mr Hands video..

that's all that needs to be said..

Someone needs to call the AssMan.

Someone needs to get my reference for Heaven's sake! I'm surprised no one has figured it out yet.

Um, would that be your same cousin Walter who jerked off in public once?

Lemiwinks?

I guess I'm partly to blame for getting Jason's thread off track here. Even though I didn't start the drug, cats, or Capybara thing. Sorry Jason.

:-)

Ensign Smith said:
Um, would that be your same cousin Walter who jerked off in public once?

Well, to be fair, they totally thought that plane was going down.