My journey through life as an enthusiast.

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rollergator said:
^How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Xanax?

It's quicker and more potent if you shove it up the butt-hole.


Billy
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CoasterDemon said:
It's quicker and more potent if you shove it up the butt-hole.

Isn't everything?


It definitely is for Brenda!

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Lord Gonchar said:

CoasterDemon said:
It's quicker and more potent if you shove it up the butt-hole.

Isn't everything?

Drugs/booze, yes :)


Billy
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This week on As The Coaster Turns, we'll find out..

- Is it more efficient to lick or anally insert Xanax when it's needed?

- Will Kozmo buy the bison remains from Hershey and convert them into rides?

- Who demands to be coddled more when they go to a park? A reporter from Philly or a programmer from Washington?

- Has Carrie returned after her "absence" as Philip E Peavey III?

Check your local listings for dates and times...


Just another Mike..

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Oh my! Nah, Carrie likes people :)

Or at least she acts like it. Funny you popped up 67440Dodge (Mike). I've been thinking that meeting new friends out weighs getting bored at parks - in other words, part of me being an enthusiast is actually valuing the people I meet.


Billy
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invy said:
It definitely is for Brenda!

:)


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I'm reminded of a story I heard once about Stevie Nicks, cocain, and her bum.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term blow.

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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

Cocaine blah blah! Nothing beats a couple liters of cheap wine from the state liquor store mixed with some narcs once in a while.

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CoasterDemon said:
Oh my! Nah, Carrie likes people :)

Or at least she acts like it. Funny you popped up 67440Dodge (Mike). I've been thinking that meeting new friends out weighs getting bored at parks - in other words, part of me being an enthusiast is actually valuing the people I meet.

You got that right Billy.. it was great to meet you before Hershey washed away into the wilderness..

Sure riding the coasters at HWN was a blast, but meeting bunch of other folks really made it that much better. Even someone I know that won't ride coasters commented on how good a time he had because of the people.


Just another Mike..

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Philip E. Peavy III said:
Cocaine blah blah! Nothing beats a couple liters of cheap wine from the state liquor store mixed with some narcs once in a while.

But when you're blowing blow up yer bum...


Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

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Philip E. Peavy III said:
Cocaine blah blah! Nothing beats a couple liters of cheap wine from the state liquor store mixed with some narcs once in a while.

Alcohol is already a narc ;) But I know what you mean.


Billy
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Alcohol is not a narcotic. Surprisingly neither is cocaine.

Narcotics are actually opiates.


Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

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67440Dodge said:

Sure riding the coasters at HWN was a blast, but meeting bunch of other folks really made it that much better. Even someone I know that won't ride coasters commented on how good a time he had because of the people.

See ya in a couple weeks... ;)

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OMG! You guys are hilarious. I'm still laughing.


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Tekwardo said:
Alcohol is not a narcotic. Surprisingly neither is cocaine.

Narcotics are actually opiates.

Alcohol is a narcotic AND a hard drug - just not according to the law. Opiates are one type of narcotic - the popularly known ones.

Cocaine and speed/meth/crack are non-narcotic drugs, but the law calls them narcotic (yes, they are all illegal).

Nicotine is non-narcotic but is a hard drug.

The Capybara is the largest member of the rodent family.

So-called 'clothoid' shaped loops of the 70's/80's are not clothoids at all. But they are close to that shape.


Billy
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CoasterDemon said:
The Capybara is the largest member of the rodent family.

But can I transport narcotics in its butt?


Philip E. Peavy III said:
Nothing beats the crap outta your liver like a couple liters of cheap wine from the state liquor store mixed with some narcs once in a while.

FTFY


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Alcohol is not a narcotic. It's a depressant but it doesn't induce sleep like opiates. That's what the term narcotic comes from, the Greek root meaning to induce sleep. Opiates induce sleep.

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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

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It may not induce sleep. But, it sure does cause a lot of people to pass out.


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