It looks like I may be going to Kings Island, and Holiday World. (next year)

Wet tighty whitey twister...saggy bikini tops...you're just full of awesome imagery today, aren't you?

Must get that image out of my mind....

I won't get in to the gay marriage debate, the wing coaster vs invert debate, the liberal vs conservative debate, but this is where I draw the line.

If you're going to screenshot a stooge, it better damn well be a real stooge. There were six of them, any combination will do.

Now I'm offended.

Timber-Rider said:

I have thought about working there next year. But, don't think they would hire anyone my age. If I did get a job there, I know that all hopes of being anywhere but there would be squashed.

They hire older people. I Team Leaded a few older people in Camp Snoopy.

Also, Although they do work you six days a week, open to close sometimes, they offer ride nights, Soak City nights, movie nights, and all kind of fun activities like parties in the park, and when the park is not busy, you can spend your days off or the rest of the day that you are not working all day, riding rides

Plus, I saved the best for last. At least when I worked there, they offered inexpensive bus trips to various places for employees. Kings Island, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and Michigan's Adventure were some of those trips.

And I have seen a group of employees somehow get a few days off in a row and drive to Holiday World and Kings Island.

You should contemplate doing it. You will be able to save some money working there too, because you wont have any time to spend what you are making.

If you do decide to work there, you should choose to work nothing but the rides department or as an usher in entertainment. Maybe the water park would be up your alley too, because of the sexy chests you mentioned.

And not to get into a stupid debate here, but Christians can like rock and rockers can be Christians. You might be surprised to know that a few members of Slayer are even Christians, or so I have read.

Have you seen a Skillet concert? They have a lot of pyrotechnics, and they usually are at spirit song. That was what my profile pic was before banshee. Christian rock is nice because the lyrics cover deeper topics than worship, the music is great, and there aren't streakers or drunk guys at the concerts. They do rock, also:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4FxkBYPsxIY&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D4FxkBYPsxIY

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E3vG3P_NFd8

At kings island:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7N53bg4Ai2c

Also at KI (I was at this concert. I yelled so much, i couldn't talk for two days):

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=adFh1HG7SoQ

Then there's the dark Christian bands like Red.

I was at this concert at KI:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WVPXoOzck_c

This is a different concert:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4aHCgpIyLWg

Then there are the silly party music Christian bands. Family Force 5 comes to mind. They were at spirit song a couple years ago. I was there. Not all their songs are Christian.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qdJicpjitMM

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NcjaoYgX1AQ

Next is more of a modern rock sound. My personal fav. Tfk.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fxKLhMHCOQ0

What I'm trying to say is that even if you're not a Christian rock is great. No divas, cheaper tickets, and an epic three day festival at KI is hard for any band to beat. The music actuality has just as good quality too. You'd like spirit song.

Well, if nothing else, you won't get puked on, your wallet will be safe, and you won't get hit over the head on the way to your car.

All those bands suck.

Timber-Rider said:

I will be camping at a campground for men only, which means no kids, or women. So it will be heaven, plus they have "adult" parties, that would not happen at a regular campground...like "wet" tighty whitey twister.

Oh good Lord and baby Jesus!!! I find myself facepalming more and more reading some of your posts. Nuggets of gold!!! Keep em' coming!!!

"Men's only camping" - three options come to mind. Christian group, the gang from Duck Dynasty, and a third option that I can't even begin to describe here without going far....afield.

Warning: potentially offensive for those with little/no sense of humor. And now, heeeeeeeere's Grandpa! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qINXELZS-ME

That was freekin' hilarious, Gator.

And Stryper wasn't that bad. They were all the rage back in the Ratt/Poison days.

That's what I'm saying! All bands suck compared to Stryper!

To hell with the devil!!

kpjb said:

That's what I'm saying! All bands suck compared to Stryper!

To hell with the devil!!

Don't disrespect Gonch like that.

At least the members of Stryper didn't have a woman's leg draped over their shoulders.

As a kid in the 80's who still isn't embarassed 30 years later to say I enjoy hair metal, I can safely say Stryper was never the rage.

This really happened. It still makes me want to punch Stryper.

Let me know if the last 3:41 of that was any good, because I couldn't get past 0:26.

26 seconds may be the world record.

Well, Stryper's singles were okay. I never owned any of their "tapes."

My bands were bands like Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Iron Maiden, and a few less dark bands like Poison and Ratt. If they were played on Headbangers Ball, I usually had their "tapes."

Really, the only song I know by them is "Calling On You", but I did have it on yellow vinyl.

The only good thing about Stryper and the tired, stultified posturing that late 80s hair metal devolved to is that it touched off Nirvana.

Lord Gonchar said:
26 seconds may be the world record.

I only got through 21 seconds. I generally love Christian rock, but I hate metal and classic rock in general.