In love with a Coaster?

D-DOG: With some of the so-calle "enthusiasts" I've seen hovering around events, it would not suprise me in the least to see one of them start pleasuring themself while adoring the "seductive" curves of a coaster.

Hell, if they started humping the supports like my neighbors dog did my friend's leg I'd hardly be shocked. Weird folks I tell you....
jeremy
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"To get inside this head of mine, would take a monkey-wrench, and a lot of wine" Res How I Do

Jeez, Jeremy - I was just about to type the same thing. I wouldn't put it past some of these guys.

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He let the contents of the bottle do the thinking; can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

Jeremy, you now owe me for a new keyboard as I just spit coke all over mine.

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No love for the whiners

Mark W. Baruth said:
"Love my wife-yes, love coasters-no.
What maturity level do you expect from someone with the e-mail address "][url="mailto:angelinajoliesboobs@yahoo.com"]angelinajoliesboobs@yahoo.com" target="_blank">
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Doesn't it seem as though morons always have the caps lock on?"

LOL! Wow! I'm still laughing as I write this!

.......Oh, and by the way, dito. I love my wife, not coasters.....

Some of you kids on here will eventually find out the difference between coaster "love" and actual love.

It REALLY is a far cry between the two.
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So many coasters, so little vacation time....***

*** This post was edited by RollerFreak on 7/12/2002. ***

Den said:
To me, love isn't some "tingly" feeling; it's a responsibility. It's a promise that you'll always be there, that you'll put the loved one before yourself, that you'll work through problems, not be spiteful but forgiving, etc., etc. I could list a hundred things that love is.

Y'know, he's right!

DJVICDOGG said:
"Dang, some of you people need to lighten up! I don't think people are saying that they want to have sexual intercourse, marry, and start a family with a certain coaster. They just love it! I love music and ice cream. I also love my mom and dad. IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, GENIUS!

Hmmm, he's right, too! How can that be?

Oh, and could someone perhaps explain to this 29 year old 'kid' the difference between coaster 'love' and actual love? I think I could use some advice since my girlfriend got a tad jealous last week when I was staring lustfully at Medusa's cobra roll. Wait...coaster lust? Maybe I should start a whole new topic!

...Nahh, that'll just prompt a whole bunch more definitions of what actual lust is...

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-Vater
Coaster Count: 104

Yeah I'm with the dog about this one. There's different kinds of love not just one for another person. Like you can tell how love for a family from a wife or girlfriend. And yeah can you not respect an artist's love for art or musician's love for music. Just a different kind of love you know. Just calm down, I don't think anyone here wants to marry a coaster. And with that said I love Ghostrider, X, and RR. Esspecially RR since it gave me the best ride ever on it just a week ago.

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"Excitement, Adventure. A Jedi Craves Not These Things."

Are we talking a NEW love in people's lives???? ;)

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Who can go a whole day at MiA riding Timbers ONCE? Repeat after me: "I hate parent chaperones"

Millennium Force. I'm also in love with Villain at SFWoA for some reason. Probably because it was my first coaster. Or because the next closest CCI is in Michigan and Indiana.

i admit i was jerking off in line for raging bull but then went limp when i saw the trim breaks. I actually kissed the ride operator on shivering timbers (back when they had a live spiel)

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TOP TIME ALL FIRST DROPS
1. RAGING BULL @ SFGAM FRONT ROW WHAT A HEAD CHOPPER 2. DEMON WITH A LOOSE RESTRAINT ON THE BACK CAR.
3. X FRONT ROW LEFT SEAT WOO HOO
4. AMERICAN EAGLE FRONT ROW RED TRAIN

I think maybe ALOT of you are missing the point here.

To me "Love" is sacred. It's not a word that I throw around and label things in life like my hobbies.

I know *most* of you ( I hope) don't really love a coaster, I think maybe some of you misunderstood me and some others.

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So many coasters, so little vacation time....

I figured Sam was a troll...Mods, please do your duty.

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No love for the whiners

I like Nitro. But I don't love it. LOL 2hostyl your so funny!

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-Sean Newman
88 coasters in Track Record!! Hypersonic XLC Coaster # 100 in July.
Nitro Laps:105
B+R Launches:28

All rides arer just coasters to me. Excpet for Maggie, Millie and the Beast. Those are religious experiences. I swear I have saw god in Maggies Pretzel, on Millenium Island, and immediately after The Beasts Second Tunnel. All of this at night of course. Somethign about these three coastersjust does it for me.

Maggie made me an enthusiasts at age 9. I just didn't realize it until age 21.

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The Beast and Night, They go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly

Mark W. Baruth said:
I figured Sam was a troll...Mods, please do your duty.
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No love for the whiners

Apparently they don't think the words "jerking off" are offensive otherwise it would've been edited automatically through coding if they edit the post it won't make me mad. Also, the words jerking off aren't auto edited so according to the policy that doesn't deem them offensive

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I love Raging Bull I love Mf I love drachen fire RIP