"Funsultant" new mascot for Six Flags ads

OhioStater:
You're right; it's not terrible, it's abhorrent.
Just years ago Cedar Point had an awesome "that place on a Lake" campaign, and now we have this ****.
She's not funny, she's not likeable, and the entire campaign has, ironically, no "joy"....just corporate nonsense.

I wish I could plus this more than once. But since I can't, here you go....

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OhioStater:

You're right; it's not terrible, it's abhorrent.

Just years ago Cedar Point had an awesome "that place on a Lake" campaign, and now we have this ****.

She's not funny, she's not likeable, and the entire campaign has, ironically, no "joy"....just corporate nonsense.

I like her. She’s my Nofunwhatsoeversultant.

Upon further review, I'd like to upgrade my reply:

OhioStater:

She's not funny, she's not likeable, and the entire campaign has, ironically, no "joy"....just corporate nonsense.

^^^Me when a surly teenager at SFGAdv hands me a plate with a cold chicken cutlet on a soggy bun and says "$18.99 please."

It's a Jersey teenager... if they aren't surly you should be worried.

I am worried, and don't call me Surly!

Surly is more of a Universal kind of guy.