Funniest Sign?

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BullGuy said:

The exact phrase slips my mind, but after you exit Viper at SFGAm, you pass through a gift shop. There's a sign on the wall that says somthing along the lines of "Wanted: Good Women, must know how to cook, clean and sow."

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I saw this sign, too, last month, and laughed. I'm surprised there haven't been any protests!

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CP used to have a funky speed limit as well on Permitter Road, 23 MPH.

I believe some of the warnings sign at CP on rides such as the train state that all restraints must fit properly. Kind of hard for restraints to fit at all when there are none.

At SFA, on the ROAR sign that says "Line Jumping Will Result In Park Ejection", someone wrote and R over the J which made it "Line Jumping Will Result In Park Erection"!

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There used to be a sign in the Carolina Goldrusher staion at Carowinds that read "two adults and one child per car" and under it there was another sign that read "please wait downstairs" now the signs themselves weren't funny but there was this one time when a couple and their small son came up the exit ramp and complained to the ride supervisor that they, two adults and one child, had been waiting downstairs for a half an hour for someone to come get them on the ride. True story

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astrosgp said:
SFOG's Ninja also has a Corn Nuts "Top Ten Things to Do While Waiting in Line" sign. It starts at #5.

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SFEG's Boomerang has that too, but if you look around there are two signs with 5 on each. At least at SFEG there are. They are pretty stupiud though.

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Scoaster,that's disgusting,however I'll bet it's true and next time I'm in line for Roar I'll take a passing glance at it.

However with Roar's line being as short & fast moving as it is on average I doubt I'll have enough time to even read what the sign actually says.

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BATWING FAN SFA said:

There is yet another corn nuts sign a little further up in the Mind Eraser queue however that's even funnier,it "reads top 10 things to do while waiting in line" now I can't recall the list itself right now but it sure is funny and it definitely made me laugh during my wait in line.

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I missed that sign...I guess that I never go far enough into that line to read that sign.

Sean

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ive seen the mind eraser corn nuts ones at sfne. quite stupid.

At Dorney and some Six Flags parks, they constantly say you have to have shirts, shoes, and shorts to go on the ride. of course, you can see that vandalism makes it ****s, hoes, and hors (even though it isnt correct spelling).

Also at sfne, the park map signs around the park constantly have 5 flags on the wooden logo, not six. i dont know if someone stole them or what...

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Crzy4AE said:
What about the "Trash Receptacle" sign in the American Eagle line at SFGAm?

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I used to have a pic up on a really old site. That thing is the textbook defenition of ironic.

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