Euthanasia Coaster - Inspired by John Allen, it's designed to kill you

Wednesday, May 4, 2011 12:14 AM
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Ensign Smith said:
I've always said when I go someday, I want it to be having a heart attack on a roller coaster with no restraints, whilst simultaneously smoking a cigarette, doing a shot, and getting a bl...

I mean, getting a peck on the cheek. Yeah. ;)

I don't wanna go doing those things. I wanna stay doing those things. :)


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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 12:27 AM

It must be good to be the Gonch... ;)


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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 5:28 AM

Ensign Smith said:
Still can't believe they're almost all gone. Ramones forever.

Wow..an Airplane! reference AND a Ramones reference in the same thread. My day is made.

I miss the Ramones terribly. I just stopped by Joey's grave a couple weks ago, on the 10th anniversary of his passing.


The amusement park rises bold and stark..kids are huddled on the beach in a mist

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 8:10 AM

I sense anticipointment if this thing ever gets built.


--Greg
"You seem healthy. So much for voodoo."

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 8:32 AM

Kennywood has the Jack Rabbit. This could be the Jack Kevorkian.

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 9:09 AM
Fun's avatar

I'd still rather ride this than Grizzly.

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 9:22 AM
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I've always said my three reasons to live are roller coasters, fireworks and sex. I've done two of those simultaneouly.


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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 4:39 PM

Fireworks in the bedroom seems kind of dangerous..

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 4:44 PM

Spoken like someone who's never seen a Brady Bunch episode. ;)


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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 5:32 PM
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James Whitmore said:
I've always said my three reasons to live are roller coasters, fireworks and sex. I've done two of those simultaneouly.

I can see #3, but I really could take or leave the other 2. Now, beer and live music, on the other hand...


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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 11:13 PM

As long as they dont add any trims or OTSR it could be good.

Last edited by Audioslaved, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 11:13 PM

Bolliger/Mabillard for President in '08 NOT Dinn/Summers

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Thursday, May 5, 2011 3:39 AM

How long till we see this ranked in the Coaster Buzz 100?


And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

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Thursday, May 5, 2011 10:11 AM

Better Question:

How long before Ed Markey uses this as an excuse to force federal oversight of amusement parks?


John
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Thursday, May 5, 2011 10:15 AM
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How long before Paul Ruben declares it to be his FAVORITE RIDE EVER?

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Thursday, May 5, 2011 10:32 AM
LostKause's avatar

How long before whoever operates this coaster charges extra to be allowed to cut in front of everyone else?


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Thursday, May 5, 2011 11:24 AM
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*goes to open RCT*

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Thursday, May 5, 2011 12:43 PM
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How Long is a Chinese man.


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Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."

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Saturday, May 7, 2011 1:10 PM
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Ensign Smith said:
It must be good to be the Gonch... ;)

Something tells me that Gonch would be the only one survive, even if there was blood coming out of his ears. ;)

-Tina

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Saturday, May 7, 2011 4:17 PM
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Just me and cockroaches.


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Saturday, May 7, 2011 5:33 PM

I bet they'll still close it in thunderstorms...probably due to the same a-holes who require swabbing for lethal injections.

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