Euthanasia Coaster - Inspired by John Allen, it's designed to kill you

Tekwardo's avatar

Go with a smile!


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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

rollergator's avatar

"We're OK to go"... ;)

Does it have seatbelts?

"Does it have seatbelts?" is the kind of response I have come to expect from the CBuzz community and is one of the reasons I keep coming back.


Raven-Phile's avatar

Challenge accepted...

Jeff's avatar

I wonder if extreme butt clenching can beat it. Any volunteers?


Jeff - Editor - CoasterBuzz.com - My Blog - Phrazy

... or Maverick.(version 1).

That's one credit I think I'll skip.


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Jerry's avatar

So does this guy enjoy clubbing baby seals or kicking puppies too?

Jerry's avatar

I'll have to try this out on RCT and see if the mathematics are programmed correctly.

Acoustic Viscosity's avatar

I bet Alvey would try it out!


AV Matt
Long live the Big Bad Wolf

CoasterDemon's avatar

Oh boy! I wouldn't be surprised if a parks wants this - after the 'advanced ridiculousness' of rides like Kingda Ka and Intimidator-305. Will people still love those coasters year after year, 10 years later?

Killing passengers with "elegance and euphoria"? I think taking a drug overerdose and riding El Toro with no restraints would be a better way to die than sick positive G's for a prolonged period... The wheels would be melted anyway.

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Billy

Acoustic Viscosity said:
I bet Alvey would try it out!

:)

LostKause's avatar

Acoustic Viscosity said:
I bet Alvey would try it out!

Many can only dream. lol


I've always said when I go someday, I want it to be having a heart attack on a roller coaster with no restraints, whilst simultaneously smoking a cigarette, doing a shot, and getting a bl...

I mean, getting a peck on the cheek. Yeah. ;)


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Jeff's avatar

Seems like an appropriate time to try crack too. I mean, addiction is kind of a non-issue at that point.


Jeff - Editor - CoasterBuzz.com - My Blog - Phrazy

Looks like I...picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


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CoasterDemon's avatar

^Carbona, not glue :)


Billy

Still can't believe they're almost all gone. Ramones forever.


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