Euthanasia Coaster - Inspired by John Allen, it's designed to kill you

Ensign Smith said:
I've always said when I go someday, I want it to be having a heart attack on a roller coaster with no restraints, whilst simultaneously smoking a cigarette, doing a shot, and getting a bl...

I mean, getting a peck on the cheek. Yeah. ;)

I don't wanna go doing those things. I wanna stay doing those things. :)

It must be good to be the Gonch... ;)

Ensign Smith said:
Still can't believe they're almost all gone. Ramones forever.

Wow..an Airplane! reference AND a Ramones reference in the same thread. My day is made.

I miss the Ramones terribly. I just stopped by Joey's grave a couple weks ago, on the 10th anniversary of his passing.

I sense anticipointment if this thing ever gets built.

Kennywood has the Jack Rabbit. This could be the Jack Kevorkian.

I'd still rather ride this than Grizzly.

I've always said my three reasons to live are roller coasters, fireworks and sex. I've done two of those simultaneouly.

Fireworks in the bedroom seems kind of dangerous..

Spoken like someone who's never seen a Brady Bunch episode. ;)

James Whitmore said:
I've always said my three reasons to live are roller coasters, fireworks and sex. I've done two of those simultaneouly.

I can see #3, but I really could take or leave the other 2. Now, beer and live music, on the other hand...

As long as they dont add any trims or OTSR it could be good.

How long till we see this ranked in the Coaster Buzz 100?

Better Question:

How long before Ed Markey uses this as an excuse to force federal oversight of amusement parks?

How long before Paul Ruben declares it to be his FAVORITE RIDE EVER?

How long before whoever operates this coaster charges extra to be allowed to cut in front of everyone else?

*goes to open RCT*

How Long is a Chinese man.

Ensign Smith said:
It must be good to be the Gonch... ;)

Something tells me that Gonch would be the only one survive, even if there was blood coming out of his ears. ;)

-Tina

Just me and cockroaches.

I bet they'll still close it in thunderstorms...probably due to the same a-holes who require swabbing for lethal injections.