Disney maintenance crashed our car at Epcot

This is kind of park related. Diana went to Epcot this afternoon to meet up with her cousin and his girlfriend. She was headed out of the Epcot lot with them, when this maintenance guy hit her. I can't explain what he possibly could have been doing. Fortunately, the car recorded it from three angles.

She's OK, it was fairly low speed, but WTF.

WTF about sums it up. They did not exceed her expectations.

If I could ever learn how to post an image here, I would show you a pithy image of Lionel Hutz

As someone who has managed employees driving company vehicles for many years, I can honestly say that I’ve seen stranger. I’ll go ahead and be “speculation guy” and say that it looks like distracted driving may have been a factor.

I can see it now. “Diana World”.
Has a nice ring.

Glad she is ok.

What crazy headline do we think some select websites will use when they report on your footage ?

“Widespread Destruction at Disney After Kamikaze Attack.”

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“Local woman blindsided by Disney employee in parking lot, comments that experience was more enjoyable than Mission Space”

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“Said the victim, ‘There’s some decent damage, but it’s still better than riding Rip Ride Rocket.’”

"Elon Musk vehicle involved in multi-car collision months after Desantis dissolves the Reedy Creek Improvement District"

The funny thing is, we learned today that there actually were a number of crises yesterday. A big power problem knocked out the big rides at Epcot, and there was water flooding into a number of attractions. I swear it had been raining for like 48 hours straight, very un-Flori-duh like. So you could definitely come up with some goofy headlines.

This... right here. This is why I tell everyone I know to invest in a dashcam setup.

Mine has already saved me a potential $500 deductible when the guy who rear-ended me lied to his insurance, potentially turning it into a my word vs his situation.

Rick_UK:

What crazy headline do we think some select websites will use when they report on your footage ?

Disney World Maintenance Truck Plows Into Guests

All of Coasterbuzz was leading up to this one moment in time.

"In the future, everyone will be world famous for 15 minutes when their wives get plowed into by Disney cast members and reported on by sensationalist websites" - Andy Warhol, probably.

There's something deeply satisfying about a site that we constantly make fun of as the worst part of the Internet linking here. Even more satisfying, it resulted in no appreciable difference in traffic.

Would have been nice if the dip**** actually contacted me first before screenshotting the video.

This is the best.