oooh That was bad! What about a "Seven Deadly Sins" ice cream parlout? Each flavor is more sinful AND devilish than the last.
So they're buying Great Adventure's GASM? Each inversion could represent a sin.
First vertical loop: Extravagance/lust- "Wow, that's a tall loop!"
Second vertical loop: Gluttony- "No such thing as too many vertical loops."
Third vertical loop: Greed- "Okay, maybe you can have too many vertical loops."
Boomerang (first element): Sloth- "Damn mid-course brake!"
Boomerang (second element): Wrath- "SUFFER!!!"
Corkscrew (first element): Envy- "I envy everyone not riding this thing."
Corkscrew (second element): Pride- "I actually survived this piece of crap!"
Then again, we could just pay Kevin Smith to design th Dogma Theme Park, which would be a hell of a lot more interesting.
Railshark said:Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven...earth...water."
Not sure about a carousel, but that SURE eliminates the possibility of any *cloned* rides... :)
You still have Zoidberg.... You ALL have Zoidberg! (V) (;,,;) (V)
And forget Mr.Six and the "It's Play Time" promotion of Six Flags...
This park will have The Church Lady with the tag line "Well isn't that special..."
*** Edited 4/19/2007 4:06:43 PM UTC by SLFAKE***
Great Lakes Brewery Patron...
Somebody had to post a funny joke. ;) *** Edited 4/20/2007 6:41:35 PM UTC by RavenTTD***
Rob Ascough said:
Maybe the darkride could be themed to purgatory?
Eh... it's been done...
Sorry... my mistake... that was just SFGrAdv on a good day. (Bad day is not Purgatory... it's pure hell)
OP AWESOME said:
I'm honestly surprised some christian hasn't flipped out at this joking yet.
All depends on how you look at it.
Personally, I view these posts as poking fun at what sounds like a loopy idea for a park, and not at Christianity as a whole.
Required listening: Depeche Mode's "People are people"... :)
thrillerman1 said:Well said Gator. Some of "us" do enjoy laughing at ourselves.
Hey, if I can't laugh at myself, then I have no right to laugh at (or is it with?) anyone else. God's wacky sense of humor is evidenced in all things.
I've decided that the word *Christian* has to be "taken back" by those who practice instead of being held hostage by those who only preach. Cue up the Blues Brothers and call it "A Mission From God". :)
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