Coaster Junkie from NH
I drive in & out of Boston, so I ride coasters to relax!
And the "Choirboy: Escape from Father O'Reily" launch coaster.
I would probably not go to a religious theme park, mostly because I am not religious at all.
Imagine the park food....
Loaves and Fishes cafe is having a special on Mana (with Honey dipping sauce).
Not necessarily...if there are any baptists is charge at the park there would be one incredible buffet...plus, plenty of gravy for everything!
Seriously though, even as someone who stands pretty straight forward about my faith...this is a really bad idea. If the "Holy Land Experience" hasn't been proof enough, remember the attempts back in the eighties with Jim Baker/700 Club building a theme park.
In all the years I did senior trips for my kids in our churches youth group...this never came up, and it never would've. We went to Cedar Point every single time.
"Not a problem, Jesus is my ride partner and I'm planning on giving him one heck of a Mooshing." ;)
Seriously though, if I want religious theming I'll go with the mythical Greek gods of Mt. Olympus.
As the great prophet once sang, "I may be going to hell in a bucket, but at least I'm enjoying the ride."
- security will all be dressed as Roman Centurions
...definitely going. And I'll do my best to get kicked out.
Do you think they'll have baptisms in the wave pool?
Check your PMs.
AC/DC: I'm goin' dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn a highway to hell....
Great Lakes Brewery Patron...
"Spanish Inquisition": Interactive / hands on play area for the kiddies.
Opening weekend special at the Mur Imporium: Indulgence for sale at 20% discount!
And guests are reminded to get their "Prodigal Son Handstamp" for re-entry into the park.
Oh, and a dive coaster called "Jonah's Whale".
At the end of the day, you must not look back at the park on the way to your car. Or else...you know...
Thanks for another great season, VF!
What about a carousel where you can ride the Lamb of God?
What about a "Two of Every Kind" zoo? That'd blow people away.
I'm going to combine these two ideas into...
It will be a huge custom 2-row machine where a male and female version of each species of animal march side-by-side in succession. It will be located right next to a modern-day incarnation of ther classic walkthrough attraction, Noah's Ark.
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